are you a true asian?
fill this in to see how asian you are!
[x] Are you asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS sOmEtImEs?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[x] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[x] Can you speak an asian language?
[] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[x] Do you type at least a 56 wpm?
Total:5
[_] Are you or were you once a fob?
[ ] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[ ] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO..,Oo, etc?
[x] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu? close. stopp
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] You have both an asian and an english name.
[x] Do you watch/ read anime?
[x] Do you listen to techno?
Total:7
[x] Do you listen to asian music?
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you dance the Otso Otso?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[x] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc
[x] Are you a good at DDR?
[ ] Do you play the violin/piano?
[x] Do your parents spazz out on you if you get bad grades?
[ ] Are you going / taking any honors classes?
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
Total: 7
[_] Are you a very good artist?
[x] Do you speak your asian language with your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an asian community?
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[x] Do you have small eyes?
[_] Have you visited your home country at least twice? hong kong/china/vietname/philippines?
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total: 7
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[ ] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Do you do karaoke regularly?
[x] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read manga?
[x] Is the mall your hang out place?
[ ] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!
[x] Do you have AzN PrIdE?!
Total: 7
add up how many boxes you put an X in, and times it by TWO.
its out of a hundred! how asian are you?
score:[30] out of 100
0-25: your not asian at all. go to chinese school or something. you a disgrace to asian society!
25-50: pretty good. your very white wash but still are a
true asian.. kind of. SWEEET.
50-70: congratulations! You're so asian!
70-100: CHOPSTICK MAFIA.
A - Damn good in bed.
B - You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C - You're wild and crazy
D - You have trouble trusting people.
E - You have a nice ass.
F - People totally adore you.
G - Love is something you deeply believe in.
H - You have vary good personality and looks.
I - Love is something that you are scared of.
J - Everyone loves you.
K - You like to try new things.
L - People want you.
M - Success comes easily to you.
N - You have a big warm heart.
O - You love foreplay.
P - You are popular with all types of people.
Q - You are a hypocrite.
R - You are very hot and sexy!
S - People think you are so sexy.
T - You are one of the best in bed.
U - You are really chill.
V - You are not judgemental.
W - You are very broad minded.
X - You never let ppl tell u wat to do.
Y - You are addicting.
Z - You're Super cool.
A - Damn good in bed.
M - Success comes easily to you.
A - Damn good in bed.
N - You have a big warm heart.
D - You have trouble trusting people.
A - Damn good in bed.
L - People want you.
E - You have a nice ass.
E - You have a nice ass.
x = yes, blank = no. got it?
WOULD YOU...
[ ] go out with me?
[ ] give me your number?
[ ] kiss me?
[ ] let me kiss you?
[ ] watch a movie with me?
[ ] let me take you out to dinner?
[ ] let me drive you somewhere
[ ] take a shower with me?
[ ] be my bf/gf?
[ ] have a fling with me?
[ ] let me buy you a drink?
[ ] take me home for the night?
[ ] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[ ] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
[ ] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[ ] give me a piggyback ride?
[ ] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
[ ] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
[ ] lick my cheek?
[ ] dance with me?
[ ] let me make you breakfast?
[ ] help me with homework?
[ ] tickle me to death?
[ ] let me tickle you?
[ ] stick up for me if i was being put down?
[ ] play strip poker with me?
[ ] say yes if i asked you out?
[ ] get wasted with me?
[ ] instant message me?
[ ] greet me in public?
[ ] hang out with me?
[ ] bring me around your friends?
D0 Y0U...
[ ] think im cute?
[ ] think im hot?
[ ] want to kiss me?
[ ] want to cuddle with me?
[ ] want to hook up with me?
ARE WE...
[ ] aquintences?
[ ] friends?
[ ] in a relationship?
AM i...
[ ] smart?
[ ] dumb
[ ] funny?
[ ] cool?
[ ] loveable?
[ ] adorable?
[ ] compassionate?
[ ] annoying?
[ ] great to be with?
[ ] attractive?
[ ] mean?
[ ] odd?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[ ] thought about me?
[ ] liked me?
[ ] thought there might be an "us"?
[ ] thought about hookin up with me?
[ ] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
[ ] wished i were there?
[ ] grabbed me?
[ ] had a crush on me?
[ ] wanted my number?
ARE Y0U...
[ ] done with this survey?
[ ] happy you know me?
[ ] mad at me?
[ ] thinking about me?
[ ]going to repost this so that i will return the favor
ARE YOU:
1. A Cuddler?:depends
2. A morning person?: hells no
3. Are you a perfectionist?: pshh nope
4. An only child?: no
5. Catholic?: shure if that menas believing in god
6. In your pajamas?: kinda
7. Currently suffering from a broken heart?: not relali
8. Okay styling other people's hair?: durr
9. Left handed?: nope
10. Addicted to this site: nope
11. Shy around the opposite gender?: only if i odtn know them
DO YOU:
12. Bite your nails?: yea
13. Get paranoid at times?: shure i am parnoid then i am paranoid
14. Currently regret something that you have said?: yes
15. Curse frequently when you get mad?: yes
16. Enjoy country music?: ewww puke
17. Enjoy jazz music?: nope
18. Enjoy smoothies?: yes
19. Enjoy talking on the phone?: yes
20. Have a lot to learn?: nope
21. Have a pet?: yea
22. Have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" person: um i uno
23. Have all your grandparents?: nope only 1
24. Have at least one sibling?: yes 2
25. Have been told that you are smart? yeah all the fucking time
26. Have a broken bone?: nope
27. Have Caller I.D. on your phone?: yeap
HAVE YOU:
28. Changed a diaper?: no
29. Changed a lot over the past year?: yes
30. Talked back to your parents?: hah yeah
31. Had surgery?: no
32. Killed another person?: durr who hasnt haha
33. had your haircut within the last week?: nope
34. Had the cops called on you? not yet
LAST PERSON WHO:
1. Slept in your bed besides you? ew other people arent allowed to sleep in my bed gross
2. Saw you cry?: um i dont rememebr
3. Went to the movies with you?: kris and emily
5. You went to dinner with? fam
6. You talked on the phone with? ryan
7. Said 'I love you' to you and really meant it?: ryan i think..haa
8. Broke your heart?: umm never been broked
9. Made you laugh?: juliiee