To: b33f~j3rky
From: -*-brad-*-
Date: Sun Jun 1, 2008 10:01 pm
Subject: No Subject
i want your balls in my mouth
Mastercrad and visa presents
Balraj speeking very racistly ~-1 off project
Balraj being historacly inaccurate ~ people confused
Balraj calling Andrew MAC DADDY~ priceless
Rock, Paper, Scissors.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and i get how Rock can beat Scissors, but
there's no fricken way Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically "wrap
around" Rock, leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college
ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take
notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would
tear the stupid paper up in about 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I
always choose rock. Then when someone claims to have beaten me with their
paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say,
"Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"
