What color of underwear are you wearing,
red= loud
green= stupid
none= freaky
fuzzy=gorgeous
yellow= innocent
purple= happy
black= emo
strips= funny
gray= skanky
pink= preppy
light blue= sweaty
other= hot
white= sexy


what kind of pants are you wearing?

shorts= cutie
skirt/skort= skank
corduroy= faggot homosexual
tight jeans= scene kid
ripped jeans= emo
cammo= cage fighter
jeans= prep
pajamas= pimp
cargo= clown
sweats= athlete
boxers= brat
bootie shorts= female
pj's= ninja
capris= Gangster
nothing= hoe
dickies= weirdo
bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict


what is your hair color?

auburn= That every one wants to make out with
blonde= with a broken heart
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
red= that likes to have fun
brown= with a nice ass
dirty blonde= With sexy eyes
bald= with herpes
other= who loves to be different



Pick the month you were born on:

1 - ate
2 - needed
3 - killed
4 - shot
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - who banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - stabbed horible
10 - cuddled with
11 - slept with
12- ran naked with


Pick the day you were born on:

01 - Pairs Hilton
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - my crush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - the kool-aid man
13- a horse
14 - a lesbian
15 - a stripper
16 - a pickle
17 - a shoe
18 - a lover
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - a toothbrush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma



Pick the color of Shirt you are wearing

White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because Thats how i roll
Other - because I have double D's

Love. Candy<3

Theory of a Dead Man Bad Girlfriend Lyrics.

My girlfriend's a dick magnet
My girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doing shots
Tip the man he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town
Grab her ass, actin' tough,
Mess with her, she'll f**k you up
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's comin' back to my place tonight!

She likes to shake her ass
She grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down
She's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a BAD BAD GIRLFRIEND

Red thong, party's on, love this song, sing along.
Come together, leave alone, see you later back at home
No one really knows if shes drunk or is she's stoned
but she's coming back to my place tonight
I say
No one really knows just how far she's going to go
but I'm gonna find out later tonight

-CHORUS-

Doesn't take her long to make things right
But does it make her wrong to have the time of her life
The time of her life
(My girlfriend's a dick magnet)
(My girlfriend's gotta have it)

She's a gold digger
Now you figure out its over, pull the trigger
Futures finished, there it went, savings gone,
The money spent

look around and all I see
is no good, bad and ugly,
man shes hot and fixed to be,
the future ex-Miss Connolly!

-CHORUS-

if you have somthing to say take a number and wait in line i stoped caring what you thought a long time ago!

MAYHEM festival
on friday im Pumped!

Slipnot
Disturbed
Dragonforce
Mastodon
Underoath
Machine Head
Walls of Jericho
Black Tide
Suicide Silence
The Red Chord
Five Finger Death Punch
36 Crazyfists
Airbourne

I love my bubble Gum.
HOLEY FUCKING SHIT i saw 2 little vanes in my toe iv never seen vanes in my toe.
my foot is like really really itchy.
life is boring even if you say ur having a good time like 70% of the time ur really not having a good time ur just content satisfide on what your doing, NOT GOOD! ..... WAKE UP PEOPLE.( i really dont know were i was going with that...)
witch remined me i love that advertisment on tv it makes me smile wake up people with the pepsi hehe its awesome.
im going out for a smoke the computer sucks. it hurts my head im going tanning.
in my head this is what i see>>> <<<when i look at some one ugly i think its funny.
i also hate msn smileys there not cute <<<that smile is AWESOME i think.
RAWR bithches ....wtf... i dont know

So theres a person i know that has this squral up her ass
&
Some days she likes it other days it BITS HER...

Have You Ever Had A Momment Were You Wanted To Grab The Back
Of Some Ones Hair And Put There Face In To A Locker.. I Have.

Haha.ha

She Called Me Crazy... She Really Has Noidea!

She’s just a friend Yeah right. If she’s attractive and single we see her as a threat. If she really is just a friend, let us know the reason why. Is it because she’s not your type, she has a boyfriend, she has an annoying personality? We like to be reassured that you’re not secretly into your “friend”.

I’ll call you tonight at 8pm Do NOT give a specific time or date of when you will be calling unless you intend to keep your word. If you say you will call tonight, we are expecting a call tonight. Not calling will set off all sorts of alarms that will lead to us not trusting you. If you don’t know when you will call, you can say something like, “I’ll talk to you later.”

She’s hot! We like to think that, at least in your eyes, we are the hottest woman on the planet. Pointing out that someone else is attractive will not earn you any brownie points. We don’t want to know if you think anyone else is hot, so zip it!

I don’t use condoms That’s nice. We don’t want an STD. Condoms are a fact of life in today’s society, so unless you’ve been tested and plan to be monogamous, get used to them.

I love you – If you don’t mean it, you’ll be opening Pandora’s Box. Women do not take this statement lightly. We are waiting for you to say it and when you do, we assume the relationship is moving to the next level. If you’re not ready for that, then don’t utter these three little words until you are.

Did you gain weight? Does this one really need an explanation? You shouldn’t even say this jokingly, even if your girlfriend is stick thin. Just as you don’t want to hear anything about your “size”, women don’t want to hear about their weight.

My ex always/never/used to… If your ex is still on your mind so much that you need to constantly bring her up, then why are you dating us? Relationships are difficult enough without the ghost of your ex floating around. Either get back with her or shut up.

You remind me of my mother Do not compare your mother to your girlfriend unless you’ve made it clear that you absolutely adore your mother and think the world of her.

Did we have plans? Oh no you didn’t! If we’ve made plans to get together, we’ve been looking forward to it all day. We’ve been thinking about how to dress and how to do our hair. Don’t rain on our parade by being dumb enough to forget or there will be hell to pay.

Keep in touch/Call me What the heck is that supposed to mean? That you don’t plan on ever calling us again? That you want us to call you next time? That you’re unsure how we feel about you and you want to see if we’ll call? There’s too much room for misinterpretation here, so just don’t use either of these ambiguous expressions. Your job is to call, our job is to wear the high heels.

Tanner Case You Rock Buddy


Been [there] && [Rocked] that
Just [crank] up the [volume] &&
we can [sing] like [superstars]
&& [dance] like we're [Famous]
With [Ripped] jeans, [Popped]
collars, && [Huge] glasses cuz
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