when my girls drink::..
>>we have absolutely no idea where our purse is
>>we believe that dancing with our arms overhead && wiggling our butt while yelling "wOOhOO" is truly the sexiest dance mOve around.
>> weve suddenly decided we want to kick someones ass && honestly believe we can do it.
>> oN our last trip to pee.. we realize we now look more like a homeless hOOkers than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
>> we drop our 3am hotdog on the floor (( which we're eating even tho we're not the least bit hungry ))...pick it up and carry on eating it.
>>we start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them sO much
>>we get eXtremely excited & jump up & down everytime a new song plays b-cuz " oH my gawwwd<< we love that song"
>> weVe found a deeper/spiritual side to the geeK sitting next to us.
>> the man we're flirting with used to be our 5th grade teacher.
>> the urge to take off articles of clothing..stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming
>> our eyes just dont seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed & think it looks eXotically sxxy.
>> weVe suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
>> we yell @ the bartender..who (( we think )) cheated us by giving us lemonade..but thats just beacuse we can no longer taste the gin
>> we think we're in bed...even tho the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
>> we start every conversation with a BOOMING "dont take this the wrong way but....."
>> we fail to notice that the toilet lids down when we sit on it
>> our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down-moves
>> we're tired so we just sit on the floor (( whenever we happen to be )) and take a quick nap
>> we begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly pants to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink
>> we take our shoes off b-cuz we believe its their<< fault that we're having problems walking straight
if you see me walking with someone else, it's not because I w a n t to...
It's because you weren't b r a v e enough to walk beside me.
If you see me s m i l e, it's not because I f o r g o t you...
it's because I got tired of c r y i n g over you.
If you see me l i v i n g again, it's not because I've m o v e d on...
It's because I h a t e the fact that you can live w i t h o u t me.
So if I fall in l o v e with someone else, it's not because I w a n t e d to...
It's because you w e r e n ' t there to c a t c h me</3
He'll meet you and sweep you off your feet
He's nice and he's funny, so cute and so sweet
Surprisingly, he likes the same things as you
He does all the things that you love to do
He's the perfect guy, the one of your dreams
You belong together, or so it seems!
He looks into your eyes, and plays with your hair
He tells you that he'll always be there
His touch is so soft, his hold is so tight
His words are so soothing, his kiss is just right
You ditch all your friends for your new obsession
You don't realize your future is full of depression
You think that you love him, you give him your heart
Little do you know that he'll tear it apart
You do what he wants, you know its not good
You told him slow down, and you think he understood
You let it slide by, hes just having fun
You'll learn to like it as time goes on
He's taken your heart, and locked it away
And you see him with different girl the very next day
You cry and you grieve, but then you forgive,
He wont do it again for as long as he lives!
At this point you've fallen into his trap
He has all control when you're in his lap
You believe he's sorry, you're together again
You give him a chance, he's your only friend
Right where he wants you, he molds you like clay
and you see him with girl number 3 the very next day
He got what he wanted, he accomplished his goal
He still has your heart, which he evilly stole!
He's taken your purity, you still can't believe
You feel hurt and cheap and extremely naive
If only your hair was blonde and straight
If only you looked like you lost some weight
If only you close were a little bit tighter
If only your teeth were a little bit whiter
You know he's an ass, but you still want him back
And you greive about all those qualities that you lack
All you wanted was to have some fun
Now you wish the whole thing never begun
Cause once you lose your never the same
