If you dress nicely >> he says you're a snob
If you dress sexy >> he says you're a slũt
If you argue with him >> he says you're stubborn,
If you're quiet >> he says you're stupid
If you call him >> he says you're needy and clingy.
If he calls you >> he says you should be grateful
If you don't love him >> he'll try to win you
If you love him >> he'll leave you.
If you don't fcuk him >> he'll say you don't love him,
If you do >> he'll say you're easy.
If you tell him your problems >> he'll say you're irritating,
If you don't >> he'll say you don't trust him.
If you lecture him >> he'll say you're bitchy,
If he lectures you >> it's because he 'cares'.
If you break a promise >> you can't be trusted,
If he breaks it >> he had to
If you cheat >> you expect it to be over
If he cheats >> he expects to be given another chance
Either way >> you never win