joey: i have to pee like a fucking
pregnant race horse!!
best thing ever !!
awesome night i love britney spears shes awesome
her final words
ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT !!!
no matter what size y9our BUM swe have a seat for you
Mom: didnt you know i was adopted
Michelle: no you wernt ,... but you WISH LOL
Mom: i know but i know someone who is
Michelle:WHO???
Mom: YOU!!
Michelle: what i better not b i will move out so fast lol
Mom: hahah i know oh trust me i squeezed you out my croch thank-you
hahahaha omg funny shit never herd anything funnier ...
untill she says
Mom: it felt like someone had a liter down there hahahah holyfuck
crack me up !!!
good times with mommy
Should I try to be a straight a student?
If you are then you think too much.
It was the summer of '69..
Those were the best days of my life .
Baby when you're gone, I realize I'm in love
days go on and on, and the nights just seem so long
Even food don't taste that good, drink ain't doing what it should
things just feel so wrong, baby when you're gone♥
if you think WHITE people are smart wait till you go to school
with the ASIANS !!! lol too funny
I've been waiting too long for you to get naughty,
Beat me,spank me daddy,c'mon touch my body.
Steve: im always the one with my eyes closed even though
i know haha whos behind the door .. OH ITS THE KILLER
Michelle: hahaha fucking funny shit
EXTENSIONS (inside joke )
Because your reading this you will get kissed on the 31st oct(halloween) by a person who thinks
your cute, or sexy and tomorrow will be the best day of ur life break this chain and you will have
relationship problems for the next 10 years.
Repost this in 12 min
GO!
