*Nicknames: Princess, Little One, Pixi.
  
*The beach in White Rock, specialy in the summer. Drunken bonfires!! Except you get really bored of it if you've lived here all your life... like me.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me
So throw me down and tie me up
And show me how much you like me
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:+: I AM: :+: A DAMN PRINCESS
:+: I WILL ALWAYS :+: BE CANADIAN
:+: I MISS :+: Tha good times
:+: I HEAR :+: Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson
:+: I SAY :+: My opinion
:+: I KN0W :+: Tha sun will rise again tomorrow, and that tomorrow will be a new day
:+: I CRAVE :+: My boyfriend to come home from work
:+: I HATE :+: POLITICS
:+: I REGRET :+: Nothing
:+: I L0VE :+: Kisses, hugs and cuddling, from Evan
:+: I L0VE TO :+: Care for someone and make them happy
:+: I DANCE :+: When Im drunk, or at tha club
:+: I SING :+: All tha time, even in the shower
:+: I CANT STAND :+: SOCIETY, Guys who treat every girl like shes just some whore and PEDIPHILES!!
:+: I LIKE :+: MEN, Drinking, Partying, Laughing, Smiling, Money, Shopping Cha Ching VISA!
:+: I CARE :+: About tha love of my life.
:+: I NEED :+: Everything and nothing at tha same time.
:+: I FEAR :+: SPIDERS, CLOWNS, and tha bitch from the GRUGE
:+: I WRITE :+: Stories
:+: I H0PE :+: That we will have a happy ending
:+: I WANT :+: Starbucks, mmm White Chocolate Frapp.
:+: I LEARN :+: From things that happen, and from my mistakes
:+: I AM ALWAYS :+: Somewhere
:+: I HURT :+: When Im in pain
:+: I WISH :+: Certin things never happend, but all things happen for a reason. And that everything wasnt so hard, but if it wasnt hard then it wouldnt be a challange, and then it wouldnt be exciting.
:+: I FEEL BEST :+: When Im doing something that makes me happy
:+: IM HAPPY :+: When I know that someone loves me, and when Im doing something I enjoy
:+: I AM ALWAYS TRYING T0 :+: Make other people happy, instead of myself
:+: I WANT T0 BE :+: Somewhere tropical, with my man, and a drink in my hand.
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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,
He said..“No.“
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever?
..And he said “No.“
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry?
And once again he replied with a “No.“
She had heard enough.
As she walked away, tears streaming down her face,
tha boy grabbed her arm and said...
“You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL,
I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever,
and I wouldn’t cry if you walked away...I’d DIE“
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***Tha Top 10 Men***

1. Tha Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes"
2. Tha Dentist because he says,"Open Wide"
3. Tha hairdresser because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown"
4. Tha Milkman because he says,"Do you want it in front or in back?"
5. Tha Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. Tha Banker because he says,"If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest"
7. Tha Police Officer because he says,"Spread 'em"
8. Tha Mailman because he always delivers his package.
9. Tha Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. Tha Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and he always eats what he shoots
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Roses are Red,
Violets are Corney,
When I think of you Babe,
I get so Horny
Eat me,
Bite me,
Beat me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fùck me,
Very slowly if you kiss me don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!
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People ask if I'm in love with you
Because I'm sitting here with your picture 
And smiling to myself
I'm kinda lost in my own thoughts of you
My heart speaks before my mind thinks through 
And I blush as I say yes

°x°Th¡ng§ I L¡ké Àré°x°

*Seeing tha pink and purple elephants when I woke up from surgury

*Fashion

*Hello Kitty, Care Bears, and tha My Little Pony`s, Yes fùcking awsome!

*Tha Beach

*Music: GREEN DAY (YES BEST CONSERT), NIRVANA(R.I.P Kurt), LED ZEPPELIN, BONE THUGS, MARILYN MANSON, Jay-Z, CHRISTINA AGULEIRA, Eminem, 112, Ludacris, 504 Boyz, Eamon, NO DOUBT, 30 Seconds to Mars, Rob Zombie, 3 DOORS DOWN, 3 Days Grace, Lumidee, BLACK EYED PEAS, Aaliyah(R.I.P), Chingy, Staind, AREOSMITH, Toni Braxton, Madonna, MARIAH CARREY, LINKIN PARK, AC/DC, OffSpring, The Who, NICKELBACK, AVRIL LAVIGNE, Fefe Dobson, MAROON5, SEETHER, Custom, 50 Cent, Sublime, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, NIN, Pink Floyd, 311, Nazareth, Kelis, Usher, FUTURE LEADERS OF THE WORLD, 311, Velvot Revolver

*FAVORITE* songs are: Everything by GREEN DAY , What is and What Should Never Be = Led Zeppelin, Fine Again = Seether, Save Me = Unwritten Law, Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend = Marilyn Monroe

*Tha colors: Hot Pink, Blue, Black, Lime Green and Silver

*Johnny tha Homicidal Maniac. Yes, BEST Comic EVER!!

*My room, its my sancuary, its my heaven.

*Driving.. gotta love it! Ahhhh so much fun!!!

*Cars, and yes I do know things about cars, I like learning about the stuff under tha hood

*Reading, and I read ALOT!

*Playing with my cats, Sativa and Lithium (yes I know, weird names for cats)

*Hockey!! GO CANUCKS GO

*Starbucks, my White Chocolate Mocha

*Movies: GRUGE<---- So scary. REQUIM FOR A DREAM<---- Best Movie. BLOW<---- Another Best Movie. Traffic, THE RING, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, FINDING NEMO<---- Yes Awsome. Piarites of the Caribbean, The Butterfly Effect, Honey, Matrix, Lord of the Rings, MILO AND OTIS<---- Ive loved that movie sence I was a kid.

*I love partying

*WISERS DE LUX, Pina Coladas, Bacardi Silver, SMIRNOFF ICE TRIPLE BLACK, Vodka Crusiers, Crown Royal, Canadian Club, Rum n Coke, Corona, Budwiser, VANILLIA VODKA, Captian Morgans Coconut Rum, Sambuca, BLUE HAWIIANS, Tequlia, Jack Danels, Bacardi, MGD, Tequlia Sunrise, CYCLONE, ORANGE SMOOTHIE BACARDI BREZZERS,

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~§HøùTz*~
To Tha Ladies..

*HAILEY* - Ive knowen you for SO long too! Thnx for introducing me to the love of my life! NO MORE GLASS TABELS! Duncan is such a cute dog, Im so glad that you got him. Weve had really, really great times together. For example, our exparimenting and our camping experiances Crazy. I'm SO glad that you got rid of Calum, such a shit head. And now you have Dave (your boyfriends a little weird) I Love you baby, Dont leave me behind!
*SKINNYMINI* - Oh my.. chasing me around tha fùcking playground so that you could unzip my panties.. so funny.. so many drunk memories. I wish you were still here, I miss you SO MUCH Love ya sexy mama!
*BEAN*:clap: My Beanie Baby! Sorry for.. re-karupting you.. haha, wtf is wrong with me.. That was so much fun!
**NIKKI** - PERRMEEOOWW!! My sister. It was awsome to see you again.... I'll be seeing you soon, prolly after my b-day... CLUBBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come back here, its not tha same with you up in Dawson`s!
*KRYSTAL* - More Starbucks?? lol, no beating up this boyfriend k!
*NICOLE* - Ive knowen you for SO long! Haha, Girl Guides! Weve had so many good times together. How about 12 40`s in 1 night when we were 13! That was an awsome night. We are alkys, haha! Oh well, its fun to party. Love Ya Baby

Cross ur Heart N Hope 2 Die
Clothes N Makeup, Boys N Lies
Forever Now Till The End
We Will Always Be True Best Friends (I LOVE YOU LADIES!)

To Tha HomeBois..

**EVAN** - I Love you baby, and always will, I never want to go anywhere without you, thank god for Hailey introducing us, even if she hadn't, we would have found each other. I wanna be with you forever, you are the love of my life. I'll be nothing without but I'm everything when I'm around you, with the two of us together, we are unstopable and we can concore anything that we dream of.
*R2 (Brandon)* - My old stoner buddy.
*TAYLOR* - Weed Man.
*JAMES* - Crazy ass mutha fùcker
*NICK* - ...... Go smoke another one. You are so fùcking funny, even if Im in a really bad mood, you always make me laugh.
*CHRIS* - Treat my sister good
*RYAN* - My kurupter! and now your leaving me to go to the island


“We Are All Stars, And We All Deserve To Twinkle.“ - Marilyn Monroe
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Hey..

I'm not a lumberjack, or a furtrader,
and I don't live in an igloo, eat blubber, or own a dogsled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally, or Susie from Canada,
although I'm sure they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not aboot
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack;
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing;
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal

a tuque is a hat,
a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed!

Canada is the second largest land-mass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America!
MY NAME IS MELLISSA, AND I AM CANADIAN!
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Onions &Christmas Trees <---- SO FUNNY

A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it O.K. for us guys to notice
all  the different kind of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal
if  we didn't. There are all kinds of breasts depending on a woman's
age --
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties and forties, they are like pears, still nice but
hanging a bit.
After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions, Dad?"
"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry."

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of
penises  are there?"
The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a
man goes through three phases --
In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard.
In  his  thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but
reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"

"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration."
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“You cant judge the book by its cover. After you read the book, then you can judge it.“
(my Fav. saying, I thought of it)

“A good guy, will never make you cry. He`ll only make you happy.“

“Don't regret what you said. Regret what you didn't say when you had the chance“

booty shakin*^^^ heart breakin^^**^^ curvy hips*^*^^^ glossed lips*^*^ high class*^^^ nice ass***^^^^* bangin style*^*^^^ sexy smile*^^^ lucious thighs*^*^^ candy eyes**^^*^ tempting lips***^*^^^ killa kiss**^*^ do you think you can handle this?

THE CREATION OF A PUSSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
the lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and f ucked it,
and called it a c unt.
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*Speed (the drug)
*S|uts,
*PEOPLE WITH BAD HYGINE!! HOW HARD IS IT TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH OR TAKE A FÙCKING SHOWER!!
*Girls that sleep with there friends ex-boyfriends. (Haha, Dont S|uts get cold!(Inside joke)
*People that use bad grammar or cant spell, Its a MAJOR pet peave
*Guys that cheat on their girlfriends, I just wanna go up to them and beat tha living sh¡t out of them. (Grr, and I hate that you did that to me!) or guys that treat girls like sh it
*I hate girls, there so stuck up, prissy, annoying, sluty, and ugh, gross.
*People, you can never trust.
*Junkies
*Doctors
*Being Sick
*Britney Spears
*Halusagenics
*Creepy Guys
*Stupid people
*STUPID MOUTHY DUMB LITTLE GIRLS!
*Girls (younger girls like 14 or 15... are you looking to get raped?) that show there naked bodies on this thing, like, you gotta keep some things a mystery, dont give it all away.. SLUTS!!
*A§§HOLE GUYS!!
*Greedy people that think the only great thing in life is money. Money is the thing that leads us to the greatest evil.``