There's only one way to prepare macaroni.
You need a little bit of spam and a lot of baloney.
I don't want no ziti or lame rigatoni
I want macaroni!!!!!

He tried to please me with his beefaroni
And he is a whiz with stuffed canelloni
But everything he makes is just too phony
It aiiiiiiin't macaroniiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!