This Sex, Is Sex, How Sex, You Sex,
Keep Sex, A Sex, Dumb Sex, Ass Sex,
Busy Sex, For Sex, 20 Sex, Seconds Sex.
--Now read it again without saying sex
okay so a guy is
nearing the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!???!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
ATTENTION NATIVES AND OTHER KINDS
STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL ON DECEMBER 7TH NO MATTER WHAT
SCHOOL YOU GO TO, WHAT PROVINCE YOU LIVE IN, ALL KIDS IN CANADA
SHOULD HAVE A NATIONAL SKIP DAY, THINK ABOUT IT TEACHERS SHOW
UP AND NOBODY IS IN CLASS THEN THEY'LL LEAVE TELL A LOT OF
PEOPLE AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN MAKE IT ON NEWS AND MAKE
DECEMBER 7TH A SPECIAL DAY JUST KEEP REPOSTING AND TELL
EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!MAKE IT A DAY TO REMEMBER.
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