THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to see me naked.
Have you ever..?
[x] Given a hickey
[_] Danced around in your underwear
[x] Gotten a hickey
[x]Gone to summer camp
[_]Sang into your hairbrush
[_]Refused to listen to a teacher
[_]Cried in public
[x]Made a perverted snowman
[_]Done the splits
[_]Picked flowers from other people's lawns
[x]Walked around in your underwear
[x]Been grounded
[x]Tripped on your feet
[x]Checked under your bed before going to sleep
[x]Played on a sports team
[x]Spent all day on the computer
[_]Worn black nail polish
[_]Forgotten a birthday of someone important
[_]Had a conversation with yourself
[x]Fallen asleep at school
[x]Lied to a doctor
[_]Been to a slumber party
[x]Had a pillow fight
[_]Lied about your age
[_]Made fun of someone to fit in
[x]Stood up for someone who was being bullied
[x]Heard people talking badly about you
[x]Been called fat
[_]Been called anorexic
[x]Fainted
[x]Went outside in underwear
[x]Worn an article of clothing without realising the tag was still on
[xKicked someone 5 years younger than you
[_]Cursed at a teacher
[_]Cried in front of a teacher
[x]Cursed at a parent
[x]Done drugs
[x]Licked somebody
[x]Made a prank call
[x]Stolen something from a store
[_]Said a racist comment and meant it
[_]Made yourself throw up
[_]Thought you were going crazy
[_]Doubted your sexuality
[x]Lied to a teacher
[_]Wished you were dead
[_]Tried to kill yourself
[x]Given the finger to a complete stranger
[_]Been to a concert
[_] Went to school in pajamas
[_]Hurt an animal on purpose
[_]Broken something that was special to someone else because you were mad
[x]Cheated on a test
[x]Copied off of someone else's homework
[x]Sworn at a little kid
[_]Driven while you were drunk
[x]Been in a car accident
[_]Spit in someone's food
[x]Ran away from home-
[x]Skinny-dipped
[x]Held a real gun
[_]Wished someone would die
[_]Been beaten up
[x]Beat someone else up
[_]Wished someone would be raped
[x]Wondered what the world has come to
[_]Had a crush on a teacher
[x]Ate so much you got sick
[_]Hurt yourself on purpose
[x]Thrown a glass object so that it broke
[_]Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x]Kissed someone you hardly knew
[x]Smoked a cigarette
[x]Broken a bone
[x]Biten someone
[_]Made out with someone of the same sex
[_]Eaten dog/cat food
[x]Stuck gum under a table
[x]Written on a desk at school
[x]Chewed a pencil
[x]Spit on someone
[_]Been spit on
[_]Driven over your lawn
[x]Told your crush you liked them
[x]Skipped class
[x]Written on a cubicle in a public bathroom
[x]Stayed up all night
[x]Eaten a bag of cookies in a day
[x]Been kicked out of a store.
[x]Put dog/cat food in someone's food
[x]Refused to pay someone back after you promised you would
[_]Read someone else's diary
[x]Sworn at an animal
[x]Tripped in public
[x]Walked into a pole
[_]Walked into a parked car
[x]Found someone much older than you very attractive
[_]Stapled your finger
[x]Laughed at someone who was seriously hurt
[_]Found a bug in your cereal
[x]Been so lazy you wouldn't get up to go to the bathroom
[x]Fell off the bed
[_]Peed your pants at school
[x]Watched porn
[x]Almost drowned
[_]Had a black eye
[_]Went rollerblading and crashed into a bush
[x]Made fun of someone because they were fat
[x]Snuck out of the house
[_]Dyed your hair
[x]Cut your own hair
[x]Been stung by a bee/wasp
[x]Climbed on a roof
[_]Worn gothic make-up
[_]Had a contact break in your eye
[x]Had food poisoning
[x]Had heat-stroke-
[x]Bought an article of clothing and never wore it
[x]Cut yourself on a blade
[x]Fallen on glass
[_]Worn an article of clothing that was lime green
[x]Eaten a bug
[x]Eaten something that fell on the ground
[_]Been to a shrink
[_]Had surgery
[_]Needed braces
[x]Failed a test
[x]Failed a class
[_]Been teacher's pet
[x]Been teacher's least favorite student
[x]Slow danced
[x]Drank alcohol
[_]Been afraid of the dark
[_]Seriously thought of hurting someone else
[x]Had a cavity
[x]Been in love
[_]gotten drunk on champagne
[x]laughed 'til you cried
[_]cried til you laughed
[x]been stalked
Questions:
1. Have we kissed?:
2. Do you want to?:
3. What would you like our relationship to be?:
4. Have we dated?:
5. Did you like it?:
6. Do you want to date?:
7. Are we close friends?:
8. Would you be here if I needed you?:
9. Are you attracted to me?:
10. Mentally, sexually, or both?:
11. Do you love me?:
Appearance
Do you like my-
12. Face?:
13. Eyes?:
14. Lips?:
15. Body?:
16. Arms?:
17. Legs?:
18. Clothes?:
19. Ass?:
20. Hands?:
21. Hair?:
Do think I'm-
22. Sexy?:
23. Beautiful?:
24. Hot?:
25. Cute?:
Personality.
Do you think I'm-
26. Crazy?:
27. Nice?:
28. Fun to be around?:
29. Funny?:
30. Annoying?:
Would you..
31. Share chocolate with me?:
32. Spend a weekend with me?:
33. Alone?:
34. Hook up with me?:
35: Do me?:
36. Care if I ran away?:
37. Care if I died?:
38. Miss me if I left?:
39. Hang out with me?:
What would you do if..
40. I kissed you?:
41. You found out I was missing?:
42. You found out I was in the hospital?:
43. You found out I was dead?:
44. I cried?:
45. I asked you for help?:
46. I told you I loved you?:
47. I told you I hated you?:
48. Someone told you I wanted you to kiss me?:
49. Someone told you I had a crush on you?:
In the last week have you..
50. Wanted to kiss me?:
51. Wanted to see me?:
52. Wanted to chill with me?:
53. Wanted to tell me you loved me?:
54. Wanted to spend alone time with me?:
55. Wanted to get to know me better?:
56. Thought about me?:
57. Missed me?:
58. Wanted me?:
59. Seen me?:
60. Kissed me?:
Have I..
61. Kissed you?:
62. Hugged you?:
63. Told you I loved you?:
64. Made you happy?:
65. Made you sad?:
66. Made you angry?:
67. Made you feel better if you were upset?:
Are you..
68. Happy you know me?:
69. Going to post this is so I can answer it?:[/color][/size]
