"homage to my hips"
these hips are big hips
they need space to
move around in.
they don't fit into little
petty places, these hips
are free hips.
they don't like to be held back.
these hips have never been enslaved.
they go where they want to go.
they do what they want to do.
these hips are mighty hips.
these hips are magic hips.
i have known them
to put a spell on a man and
spin him like a top!
~Lucille Clifton[/color]
Women are judged inferior until we prove ourselves superior. Men are judged superior until they prove what [buttholes] they are
I may be a natural blonde in haircolor, but that's no excuse for my behavior. Oh look! A Bird!
You know when people ask you if you're sure...if you're positive? Here's the new answer..."Only fools are positive"-Batty from Fern Gully[/size]
I am an entire bucket of randomness[/font]
Friends are angels who lift you up when your wings have trouble remembering how to fly
A true friend is one who takes you in when the rest of the world has cast you out
Can you tell I like penguins?
"Ye old mule"
Ye old mule, that think yourself so fair,
Leave off with craft your beauty to repair,
For it is true without any fable
No man setteth more by riding in your saddle
Too much travail so do your train appair,
Ye old mule!
With false savours though you deceive the air,
Whoso taste you shall well perceive your lair
Savoureth somewhat of a kappur's stabe,
Ye old mule!
Ye must now serve to market and to fair,
All for the burden for panniers a pair,
For since grey hairs been powdered in your sable,
The thing ye seek for you must yourself enable
To purchase it by payment and by prayer,
Ye old mule!
~Sir Thomas Wyatt the Elder
There is always one inner voice. Trust it~Gloria Steinem
When your life is in the dumps, grab a shovel
Bet you've never seen one of these before...[/color]
Do or do not. There is no try~Yoda
Laughter is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles. It won't take the potholes out of the road, but it sure makes the ride smoother~Barbara Johnson
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm~Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
totally kidding
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