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03:43am | Jun 24, '08 | No Comments
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No it’s not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It’s buggin me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break
failure. Two people were on it but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he
didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug
one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant
that he would die.