Today was a good day. Well mostly.
I'll start off with yesterday.
I went to work. It was fun. Neil was changing the oil in the deepfryer (gross) and he put new stuff in it and it being Neil, forgot to close the valve all the way. So there was oil all over the floor. It was smelly, and slippery, and gross. It's hard to belive that stuff is legal to cook food in.
Well onto today ..
Mr.Dolye was a prick. There was like 3 people talking and he assigned 7 more questions. Like WTF I wasn't talking! It makes pissy. Gah Well I guess I'll do it tonight, seeing as the OC isn't on AGAIN! I"m like "ARG!" it hasdn't been on in 4 fucking weeks! Damn!
Then after school right after the bell rang I was at my locker. I called Duncan small in then pants and he ripped my Billie Joe picture! I was like "Damn you Duncan the sexy Gods are angry".
Now I'm at Jackie. she has this like light thinger that I keep shinning in her face. It burns your eyes. So i shinned it in the metal bowl and nearly blinded myself cuz I'm smart! Well I might write more after dance or somehting .. toodles
Wow dance was fun. We got our costumes. There kinda queer. It's like pink fishnet with purple underneath for a top. Then baggy parachute pants for the bottoms with silver drawstrings. there nice,but the colors dont match well. We learnt like a whole mintue to the dance (and the end) and I've forgotten it already. Thats not good. Prolly cuz I go on the computer so much pissh. I didn't do my science homework yet. If I can't fall asleep I will but not now when I have stuff to do.
I'm so bored lately I think I'm gong to start telling you people what hapopenes everyday in my life cuz I'm jsut Thatcool
Well here we go
Today was good. I got yelled at by the counceller cuz I didn't get my hightshcool sheet signed. Speaking of which the lady who explained it to me had really bad smelling breath. And i told her I wanted to go to Bishop Carroll and not Francis and she was like "Thats so far away! come to our shcool!" and triing to pursuad me. "The bus ride is so long" well I might be a teenager but I'm not lazy. I'd rather wake up 30min early and go to a shcool I like then wake up 30min later and go to a crappy shcool.
In Cts Duncan helped think up diabalical plans. Oh yes very fun. I also started to cut out my sweatshirt. It's purple, and fuzzy. I love it! =p woo. I'm getting 'beauty' embroydred on it in Chinese. It's going to look good if i dont mess up the sewing. Which I moght. But I think I'm pretty good at sewing, so hopefully I wont. I like CTs it's onw of the classes I dont hate. Well not that but one of the classes I dont hate the teacher.
I jsut had a shower. It was very awful. Usually I love showeres. I dunno why.. it's like a mini- Vacation kinda. Well anyways I'm just in the shower and my sister comes runnig in! She picked the lock of the door I'm guessing seeing as I lock it incase of these things happening. She takes my clothes! I was gonna kill her. So then I had to walk to my room in my towel. Godknows if anyine was outside and saw me. I hope not :S
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***Taken from panicsong's blog***
Start with 100% and take away 1% for each thing you've done. when you're done, post this, with your % as the title.
Cried when someone died.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Been verbally/sexually harassed.
Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Hit by a car.
Had a party.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Been to a motocross race.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Ding dong ditched somebody
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Danced in the rain.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
20 Things I've Learned From Green Day
1.There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.
2. Bush Bites big.
3. We're all basket case's.
4. We're all dysfunctional.
5. We put the "fun" back into dysfunctional.
6. You can drive with you feet (holiday video).
7. It's ok if your short..You're just "fun-sized".
8. Make-up looks good on both guys and girls.
9. Pink Rabbits doing the YMCA and chugging a 6-pack is funny.
10. Dogs will rule the world some day.
11. Just about 99% of the population mastubates, while the other 1% lie about it.
12. Be your own person cuz all you'll have in the end is you.
13. Don't be a macho freak.
14. Everyone is Sexy!!!
15. Never run in the rain with you socks on.
16. Being obnoxious will get you sumwhere, either in jail or in the shoes of Green Day.
17. 1994 ain't shit.
18. Having kids is a good excuse to watch cartoons.
19. Joey Ramone Rocks.
20. Satan Rocks.
(x) = Have Done
( ) = Havent Done
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
( ) skipped school (classes)
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) slept with more than 15 people
(x) been called a slut
( ) had a one night stand
( ) slept with someone you don't even know their name
( ) seen someone die
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) gone on a blind date
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(x) thrown up from having to much to drink
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) been moshing at a concert
( ) taken painkillers
( ) overdosed on purpose
(x) love someone or miss someone
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) paid for a meal with only coins...
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
( ) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x) gone roller skating
(x) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey
(x) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed “penis” in class
(x) ate dog/cat food
( ) told a complete stranger you love them
(x) kissed a mirror/window
(x) sang in the shower
(x) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(x) glued your hand to something
(x) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole/freezer
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours...
(x) stayed up all night
(x) picked and ate an apple
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
(x) believe in ghosts
(x) have more then 5 pairs of shoes
(x) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
( ) gone streaking
(x) played ding-dong-ditch
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on...
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused
(x) caught a fish then ate it
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) had a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
( ) slept naked
(x) french braided someone's hair
( ) gone skinnydipping
( ) been in love
( ) been heartbroken
(x)played dress up
(x)gone out in your ugliest outfit for the hell of it
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