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02:44am | Feb 03, '07 | No Comments
When you’ve held on for what feels like a year or two
And you know you’ve banged it all
You feel the chill spin into your mind like a Christmas disappointment
The little girls are screaming
The little boys are gleaming
They’re having an orgy
Yeah, orgy at 15
Younger every year
More mature in their own fucked up minds
Super-sluts wanting to be like Jenna
OH, Jenny, Jenny Jameson
Why do guys love you?
If only guys could love me (huh)
I mean girls yeah that’s what I meant
Well my boss does
I think…
But he lets me screw his daughter on top of his desk
Figure it out
Turn it out
Rock it out
Shake your willies out
Cause there’s no I on MLK day
Christmas has past
Your girlfriend got her bag she wanted
It cost you $600
But you got LAID
O sooo much thanks to Chanel
It keeps her warmer than Kurt Cobain flannel
I like big boobs I cannot lie
When they’re in my face though
I get a sty in my eye
DD stands for Dick Dodgers
Such a tease
Why do they do this?
Figure it out
Turn it ou