my axe is my buddy i bring him when i walk(me and my axe will leve your head outlined in chalk)
KISSING GAME
Everyone has at least one person on nexopia who would LOVE to kiss you.
So.. repost this to find out who would want to kiss you and
WHERE they would like to kiss you????
1- Cheek
2- Neck
3- Lips
4- Make-Out
5- Naughty Places
6- Skip The Kisses, Straight To Bed!
this is the end of a really sad story
but don’t feel bad for me. I started out alone,
and in the end that’s where I’ll be,
like the star of a really sad story,
you don’t live happily. I started out alone,
and in the end that’s where I’ll be
STONER'S PRAYER
Now I pass out into sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
Grant no other stoner take
My weed and bong before I wake
Keep me safely in thy sight
And grant no crackhead's thrill tonight
And in the morning let me awake
Breathing scents of wake 'n bake
God protect me in my dreams
and make this better than it seems
Grant the time may siwftly fly
When myself shall be so high
In a green grass weed bed
Where I long to rest my head
Far away from all these scenes
And the smell of bammer smoked by beans
Take me back into the land
Where the cops never take you out
Where the weed won't burn my throat like sand;
Where the scent of chronic blows
Where the good Mary Jane grows;
Take me back and I'll promise then
Never to leave BC again.
IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
- and can't get them out of your head.
- then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
will surprise you
Who Are You?
When Did We Meet?
How Have I Affected You?
Would You Hug Me?
Would You Kiss Me?
Would You Fuck Me?
Are We Close?
On A Scale Of 1-10 How Would You Rate Me?
Am I Loveable?
Do You Have A Crush On Me?
Have You Dated Me?
Would You Date Me?
Would You Ever Get Drunk With Me?
Have You Ever Pissed Me Off?
Are You Going To Put This In Your BLOG To See What I Say About You?
Name:
Age:
Phone Number:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
What Do You Think Of My?
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Manners:
Friends:
Decisions:
W0ULD Y0U...
[] go out with me?
[] give me your number?
[] kiss me?
[] let me kiss you?
[] watch a movie with me?
[] take me out to dinner?
[] drive me somewhere?
[] make love to me?
[] take a shower with me?
[] be my bf/gf?
[] hug me?
[] buy me food?
[] take me home to meet your family?
[] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one?
[]Smoke pot?
[] sing car karaoke w/ me?
[] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
[] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
[] give me a piggyback ride?
[] come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
D0 Y0U...
[] think im cute?
[] want to do me?
[] want to kiss me?
[] want to cuddle wit me?
[] want to hook up with me?
AM i...
[] smart?
[] cute?
[] funny?
[] cool?
[] intersting to talk to?
HAVE Y0U EVER...
[] thought about me?
[] thought there might be an "US"?
[] thought about hookin up with me?
[] found yourself wanting to kiss me?
[] wished i were there?
Answer truthfully and send it back to the person who posted it, no holding back!
Once you send it i'll return the favor! Go!
1.How do you like to be kissed? soft, slow, or hardcore?
2.Are u sexually attracted to the person who posted this?
3.If you and I were in a room alone, what would you want to do?
4.What is the best position and what would you try with me?
5.Would u explore with fruits or any other food in bed?
6.Would u have sex with me?
7.Do you enjoy oral sex?
8.Do u enjoy giving or receiving more?
9.Have you ever thought about me in a sexual way before? If so, whats the details?
10.How long would u make me wait to have sexual contact with you?
11.Would you ever have a one night stand?
12.Do you kiss on first dates, tounge or pecks?
13.Whats the one thing a guy/girl could do to you to get you in the mood?
14.What is the most appealing thing to you about yourself, body/personality?
15.In the opposite sex, what turns you on the most on their body?
16.Do you talk dirty in bed?
17.Do you consider your self to be kinky?
18.If you could do one thing with me, what would it be?
19.How often do you think about sex?
20. How many times a week would you need sex?
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard .......................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal
After sex
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her mom at the door.............1942 cal
Her dad walking in..............................Priceless!!!
this is how every girl should be treated
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her. ....
To every guy that she cried in front of...
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.....
To every guy that would give his seat up...
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with:
this is how every girl should be treated
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy"
Then why aren't we with this guy?
AUGUST = THUG
You a strait up "Gangsta" Attractive personality.Very! sexy.
Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.
Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! .
Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the
most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks
for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense!
Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing
and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker!
Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments!
A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
The best in bed out of ANY of these months!! Hardly shows emotions.
Tends to bottle up feelings.[/color]
This is called the "Sex GAME"
[] I want your number
[] Pretty/Cute
[] Hottie
[] Sexy
[] Gorgeous
[] Amazingly Beautiful
[] I'd take you home in a second
[] I'd make out with you right now
[] I'd Hit it
[] I love you
[] Wanna hook up?
Would you kiss me?
[] Hell Yea
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[] already did
Would you do me?
[] In an instant!
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
[]you look to sweet to screw
[] already did
Am I attractive?
[] Heck no
[] hot as Hell
[] Fine
[] Cute
[] Okay I think ur pretty
[] Sexy
[] Ugly!
Do you think I'm a virgin?
[] Yes
[] No
[] Don't know
Name one thing you would like to do to me...
________________________
I look like..
[] A player
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes
[] No
[] maybe
Would you rather..
[] Hook up with me
[] Cuddle with me
[] Date me
[] Marry me
[] Friends
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?
[] boxers
[] whitey tighties
[] thongs
[] granny panties
[] boy shorts
[] none
On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1
[] 2
[] 3
[] 4
[] 5
[] 6
[] 7
[] 8
[] 9
[] 10
Are you going to re post this so i can answer for you?
[] Yes
[] No
What would you want me to be to you?
[] Friend
[] girlfriend/Boy friend
[] Friend with benefits
iF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW,
I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL
CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA
FUCKA THAT KILLED U!
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
