You dumb fuck! How can someone be such an asshole!!

Oh yeah I'm going to be a little man whore and go on a "Pussy Quest"
So I'll just go around leading people on and fuck them all like a monkey just cause I have a penis and I can pull it off.

I love making up bullshit lies, just so you think I like you.

But really all I'll do is use you for sex and weed! Cause I'm a dick and only think with my penis!

Then after I ignore you for a few days and totally act like you're worthless...
I'll run back to my skanky moron of an ex girlfriend who looks like a fucking cat!!
and has the brains of a fucking toad!!!

Thanks bud, love ya too!

Damn it. I hate asshole. Stupid fuckin faggot!

Well school started. Grade 11. been pretty sweet.
My locker isn't beside the psycho douche it was suppose to be by.
-- Thank you office for remembering we hate eachother and for moving me (:

This semester should be a breeze. Next one? Not so much...

Can't believe I made it through school though. So not used to waking up at 6 everyday ):
Almost died man! Social in the morning... I won't be able to do this without large amounts of Coffee.

Oh I made a new friend too! Yay for me!

Getting so stoked for Warped Tour!

Well.
Good Day!

Ice Cream + Family Guy = Good Way to Finish Off the Day.

So Tired! Heading to Bed.

--Sammy

Whoa.
Good nighty.
Started pretty slow just chillin.
Ya know, bein Sammy.
Then My bud Cole texted me...
Called me up, we ended up talking for a long time.

Meh.. to summ it all up. Got pretty drunk while tlaking to him.
Watched some movies all alone.
Ha. I'm so cool.
I get to see my dearest pal tomorrow too!
Yessssssh. So stoked.
Ha. So... this has been a pretty exciting night...

BTW!!!!! Chris... I miss you.
Ha (:

Shit son!! What a terrible evening I had.
Stupid parents woke me up after having 2 hours of sleep.
Ahh! I hate drunk people and their loud obnoxious things they do!
Laid in bed thinking about the past.
Oh boy, bad idea...
Ahh got to love crying at 2 in the morning.
Didn't calm down till like. 4...
Then pretty much just laid there in the dark...
I really wish you could have been there to talk to. Bestie; you're cute!
Fell asleep at 5. Woke up at 6.
Eating some frootie loops.. FUCK YA!
Hoping I get a sugar buzz so I can stay awake at work this morning.

Faaaaaack. I hope today just blows up.

--Sammy Leigh

Oh Samantha .
I didn`t see you there . (: No seriously I didn`t . HAH I kid . I see you . I am looking at you through the window right now . I know what you are doing .
STOP EATING BABIES DAMN IT .
Lalalalala . I don`t know what to write . Omfg . ):
Hmmmm . . Sammy . I love you . You are like , my best friend . HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE ( put a little love in it JKJKJK ) . You are my bff . One of them anyway . (: Well , one for 2 . Feel special bitch . (:
AHHHH MY CAT ATE MY FOOT . what ? yes . wait , I thought I was hacking you not being eaten by Bubbles ? WTF . stupid kitty . . . . . . . . . . .
SAMMY LIKES TO MASTURBATE TO ASIAN PORN ON HER CELLPHONE , I should know . I saw it . Gosh Sammy , you are gross . Watching Asian porno . God .
Okay , I`ll get my bisexual ass off your Nexopia now . . .
I AM KIDDING I AINT DONE YET HOE . (: jkjkjkjk you aren`t a hoe . you`re my bitch , though . . .

My version is soooo much better then Akons . (:

Now I`m done . (:
I LOVE YOU SPAMMY !!!!
ps ; i own your ass . (:

Omfg.... this is getting so ridiculous..
Seriously dude... she doesn't like you!!
GET OVER IT!!
Now stop trying to make everyone feel sorry for you.
It's really not working.. Everyone is just getting pissed at how
fucking stupid and pathetic you're being.

For fuck sakes child!!!!

I think it's time for Sammy to get into the vodka..... ):<

I FEEL LIKE I NEED CAPTIONS TOO .


lost a friend
stayed single the whole year
kissed someone new
made out in a car
kissed in the snow
kissed in the rain
fell in love
had your heart broken
broke someone else's heart
had a stalker Close enough...
questioned your sexual orientation
came out of the closet
got married
had a divorce
had a gay marriage
dated someone you'll never forget
done something you've regretted
lost your true love
lost faith in love
cried over a guy / girl
kissed under mistletoe
shoplifted
caught a shoplifter
been caught shoplifting.
got a promotion
got a raise/changed jobs
lost your job
quit your job
applied for a job
got fired from your job
did something you were proud of
discovered a new talent
were involved in something you'll never forget
painted a picture
wrote a poem
ran walked a mile
listened to music you couldn't stand
skinny-dipped
went to a sleepover
went camping
threw surprise party
had a party thrown for you
laughed till you cried
laughed till you peed in your pants
slept the whole day
flirted with a boy / girl / boyfriend / girlfriend
visited a different country
cooked a disastrous meal
lost something important to you
got a gift you adore
realized something new about yourself
tripped over a coffee table
dyed your hair
came close to losing your life
someone close to you died
went to a party
did drug(s)
got arrested
read a great book
saw a great movie
pretended to like someone
saw a movie so scary that it made you cry
saw one of your favorite bands / artists live
saw someone famous in person

enjoyed this year overall I hated this year . Worst year of my life tbh .

So happy 2009 is over..... can't believe I made it through...

I miss you like the sun misses the flower.
Like the sun misses the flower in the depth of winter.
Hope guides me, that is what gets me through the day and the night.
The hope that after you're gone from my sight, it will not be the last time that I look upon you.
I love you...
With all the love I posses.

Sammy

I have. . . (count up the number of things you have done from the list and then at the end add them all up)

1. smoked. *
2. consumed alcohol. *
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. *
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. *
5. kissed someone of the same sex.
6. had sex. *
7. had someone in your room other than family.*
8. watched porn.
9. bought porn.
10. tried drugs. *
TOTAL: 7

1. taken painkillers. *
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.*
4. lied to a friend. *
5. snuck out of the house. *
6. done something illegal. *
7. felt hurt. *
8. hurt someone.*
9. wished someone to die.*
10. seen someone die.
TOTAL: 16

1. missed curfew. *
2. stayed out all night. *
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. *
4. been to a therapist. *
5. been to rehab
6. dyed your hair. *
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident. *
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar
TOTAL: 22

1. been to a wild party. *
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade.
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night. *
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything
6. wore black nail polish *
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names. *
9. listened to rap. *
10. owned a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 27

1. dressed gothic.
2. dressed girly. *
3. dressed punk. *
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something. *
6. been too drunk to remember anything. *
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a crush on a neighbor. *
TOTAL: 32

1. had a crush on a friend. *
2. been to a concert. *
3. dry-humped someone.
4. been called a slut. *
5. called someone a slut. *
6. installed speakers in your car.
7. broken a mirror. *
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.
TOTAL: 37

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall. *
4. skipped school. *
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury. *
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire. *
10. lied about your age.
TOTAL: 41

1. owned/rented an apartment/house.
2. broke the law in the police's presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf *
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger. *
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed. *
10. been verbally harassed. *
TOTAL: 44

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online. *
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight. *
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. *
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight. *
5. been to a fair. *
6. been called a bad influence. *
7. drank and driven.
8. prank-called someone. *
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. *
10. cheated on a test. *
TOTAL: 53

Grand Total: 53
If you have less than 10, write "I'm a goody-goody"
If you have more than 10, write "I'm still a goody goody"
If you have more than 20, write "I'm average"
If you have more than 30, write "I'm a bad kid"
If you have more than 40, write "I'm a very bad influence"
If you have more than 50, write "I'm a horrible person"
If you have more than 60, write "I should be in jail"
If you have more than 70, write "I should be dead

first, add "I'm a/an" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions.
Tag 10 people

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[] None = freaky
[ x ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[x] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = *****
[ ]Corduroy = ****** homosexual
[]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ x ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[]Blonde = with a hot boyfriend
[ ]Black = with a sexy smile
[ x ]Dark brown =with a broken heart
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blonde= with a nice ***
[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ x ]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who banged
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = who slept with
[ ]11 = who cuddled with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ x ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a jew
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a stripper
[ ]18 = a ****
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = a stray wheasle
[]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ x ]White = because I love marijuana
[]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to