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TAYLOR MANNING
*10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player*
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls



8. REASONS TO DATE A LACROSSE PLAYER:


1. they know how to handle 'balls'

2. they have great 'stick' control

3. they always want to score

4. they have no limits or boundaries as to where you can go.

5. they love to double team and sometimes triple

6. they'll always give you a hard work out

7.they keep it going for 60 minutes.

8. they do it in 12 different positions


The Words Of s Great Man Taylor Manning RIP
 

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renegade
Im a white trash renegade doing things my way from the streets to the club people show me love casue they know I aint going to change still stay the same BIg MOTHA FUCKING B
if you dont know you betta ask Never under estiamate white trash NOW THATS GANSTA
 

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RHYMES
C KIDS MY SHIT IS VITAL TEN TIMES DOPER THAN AMERICAN IDOL!!!! I GET TOLD IM LIKE AUSTIN POWERS CAUSE I GOT WHAT YOU CRAVE!! PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS TELLING ME BITCH BEHAYVE!!!! BUT WHEN PUSH CUMS TO SHOVE DONT WORRY ABOUT IT I GOT ENUFF LOVE TO GO AROUND 4 EVERYBODY!!!REMEMBER THAT FOR EVER AND ALWAYS ILL NEVER FORGET HOW MY LIFE WAS WITH YOU THURS NOTHIN LEFT GURLIE DONT WORRY ABOUT IT ILL ALWAYS BE THUR TO TAKE CARE OF YOU
 

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BRO’S V.S EX’S
BRO’S V.S EX’S
Back in the day when we was young, And new how to party and have some fun. I walk around with my bro Jesse, drinkin’ some JD and getting real messy. We walk around nothing betta to do than rite rhymes makin fun of you. Like how you think you’re a queen, but really all you are is fuckin mean. You mess with our heads saying you love us, but you get around more than a city transit bus.

You were the biggest waste of time we eva made, Now that we think about it we would rather take a spade, shovel and dig our own grave. Now we know that the saying is true ,bros before hoes, and were done with you. were written this so people NANANA NOES, Not to fuck with you er youll end up hurt, Feeling lower than dirt doesn’t matter how much we made you squirt, it aint worth the pain.

All that comes from being with you is a mad amount of rain of tears of sorrow, and us wishin thurs no tomorrow. Thurs nothin else we can do to try and fuck you, Thurs no way we can make you suffer, Have an asma attack and need yur puffa. We can pray to tha lord and say, How can you make a person like you.

All you do is cause drama, An then run and hide behind your mama. Its all our fault, Like talk about pourin salt in the wound. Evurthin happens fer a reason, we just wish you wernt so good a teasin. WE are movin on with our life, One day we’ll find someone who wants to be our wife. Like us fer us, And not been around like a transit bus.

A gurl that doesn’t care how deep our pockets is, And doesn’t brush thur teeth with greesy Indian JIZZ.. So we be gettin ready to get back in the game, Don’t worry tho you aint to blame. Ya did the world a favor,
And don’t you worry ya no we got FLAVA !!!!

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