FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
Here's how it works:
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social reject, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"
The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message saying
"I'M YOURS"
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says
"I'D HIT IT"
SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your Nex that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you
"As we grow up, we learn that even the one
person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.
You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time.
You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.
You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.
You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.
So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never
been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of
happiness you'll never get back. "
LeAvE mE a PrEtTy CoMmEnT
what color of shirt are you wearing?
red= loud
green= stupid
blue= gorgeous
white=beautiful
aqua= freaky
yellow= innocent
purple= a little too happy
black= emo
orange= funny
gray= skanky
pink= preppy
light blue= sweaty
other= hot
nothing= sexy
what kind of pants are you wearing?
shorts= cutie
skirt/skort= skank
corduroy= faggot homosexual
tight jeans= scene kid
ripped jeans= emo
cammo= cage fighter
jeans= prep
pajamas=pimp
cargo= clown
sweats= athlete
boxers= brat
bootie shorts= female
pj's= ninja
capris= Gangster
nothing= hoe
dickies= weirdo
bikini bottoms= tiki girl
Other=sex addict
what is your natural hair color?
auburn= That every one wants to make out with
blonde= with a broken heart
black= with a sexy smile
dark brown= with a hot girlfriend
red= that likes to have fun
brown= with a nice ass
dirty blonde= With sexy eyes
bald= with herpes
other= who loves to be different
Pick the month you were born on:
1 - ate
2 - needed
3 - killed
4 - shot
5 - killed
6 - smoked with
7 - banged
8 - ran shirtless with
9 - horribly stabbed
10 - cuddled with
11 - slept with
12- ran naked with
Pick the day you were born in:
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a noob
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - The trojan man
07 - Barny the dinosaur
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 - a bag of weed
11 - A homo
12 - A Cutie
13- a horse
14 - a lesbian
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a shoe
18 - Paris Hilton
19 - an orange
20 - a dildo
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a whore
23 - my crush
24 - an easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a condom
27 - a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of underwear you are wearing
White - because I love marijuana
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because Thats how i roll
Other - because my boobs hurt
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Aqua-Cause the 306CBZ kick cunt
Yellow-becasue i wan to visit the insane asylum.
Other- because i was horny.
Say your lovers name seven times
Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.
Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.
Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.
Repost this in 70 seconds with the subject "baby's name" and you'll get an unexpected talk from your lover...DON'T screw this up you'll never see them again!!!!!!!!!
whats ur name.
wold u ever date me
would u ever kiss me
could u ever love me
Do you like me.
Are we close.
Do u think i like you.
Do u think i would date you.
Do u think i could love u.
Do you think im a kool person?
Do u thnk i would care for you.
Will you post this on ur blog for me to do,?
YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING. WITHOUT YOU I AM NOTHING.
YOU MAKE ME COMPLETE. YOU'VE CHANGED MY LIFE IN
SO MANY WAYS. YOU CHEER ME UP ON DAYS I AM DOWN,
AND YOU BRING ME BACK INTO REALITY WHEN I NEED A
WAKE UP CALL. YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I
ALMOST PEE MY PANTS. WE SHARE INSIDE JOKES
TO CLOTHES AND MAKEUP. WE TALK ABOUT SCHOOL, AND
HOMEWORK, AND BOYS. WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS
THAT YOU ARE PRETTY MUCH MY BEST FRIEND.
omg i lost my cell phone in the lake so i cant txt ya
What a boyfriend would do....
Grab her neck when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. Not her butt/boobs.
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her
When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her
Never cheat on her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like a person and not something to show off for
Tease her and let her tease you back.
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
Watch her favorite movie with her.
TRUST HER WITH HER GUY FRIENDS
Let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
Let her know she's important.
Kiss her in the pouring rain.
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you
