No matter what people tell you,
your first love is never over.
He's either going to live on in your heart,
be your most cherished friend,
or be the one who's going to
be with you forever.[/i][/size]
True/False:
You can only mark true or false, do not explain your answers.
Appearance:
I am shorter than 5'4": false
I have many scars: true
I tan easily: false
Burn easily: TRUE
I wish my hair was a different color: false
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color: false
I've had/have braces: true
I wear glasses or contacts: true
I have more than 5 piercings: false
I have/had piercings in place besides my ears: false
I have freckles: true
Embarrassment:
Disney movies still make me cry: true
I've laughed so hard I've cried: true
I've glued my hand to something: true
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose: true
I was born with a disease/impairment: false
I've sat in a doctors office with a friend: false
I've had my wisdom teeth removed: false
I've had a serious surgery: false
I've had chicken pox: true
Experiences:
I've gotten lost in a city: true
I've seen a shooting star: true
I've wished on a shooting star: true
I've gone out in public in my pajamas: true
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator: true
I've been to a casino: true
I've been skydiving: false
I've played spin the bottle: true
I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour: true.
I've been in a car crash: false
I've been Skiing: true
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue: true
I've sat on a roof top at night: true
I've played chicken: true
I've played a prank on someone: true
I've ridden in a taxi: true
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show: false
I've eaten Sushi: true
I've been snowboarding: TRUE
Relationships:
I miss someone right now: true
I've gotten divorced: false
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back: true
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't: false
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did: true
I've had a crush on a teacher: false
I am a cuddler: true
I've been kissed in the rain: false
I've hugged a stranger: true
Random:
I own over 5 rap CDs: false
I own multiple designer pants and shirts and purses, costing over $100 a piece:false
I own something from Hot Topic: false
I own something from Pac Sun: true
I own something from The Gap: true
I own something I got on e-bay: false
I own something from Abercrombie: true
I own something from American Eagle: true
I own something from Hollister: true
More Random!!:
I can sing well: false
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant: true
I open up to others easily: false
I watch the news: false
I don't kill bugs: false
I curse regularly: true
I sing in the shower: TRUE
I am a morning person: false
I am a sports fanatic: TRUE!
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day: false
My favorite color is either white, green, pink, red or blue: false
I sometimes wear pajamas to school: true
I know how to shoot a gun: false
I laugh at my own jokes: TRUE
I am really ticklish: TRUE
I bite my nails: true
I play video games: true
I'm good at remembering faces: true
I'm good at remembering names: true
I'm good at remembering dates: true
My answers are totally honest: true
i fought you for so long ;;
i should of let you in ;;
how we regret those things we do ;;
and all i was trying to do was save my own skin ;;
How old do you act? Put an x on all the things you can do and find out how old you act!!
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] I can do my own laundry
[x] I can cook for myself
[_] I do my chores after being told once
[_] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[_] I think politics are exciting
[_] My parents and grand-parents have better things to say than my peers
total: 4
[x] I show up for school/work every day unless I'm sick
[_] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[x] I've never gotten a ticket
[_] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibility of it all
[_] I know what incredibility means without looking it up
[_] I drink black coffee
total: 2
[x] I know how to run the dish washer..and/or do the dishes
[x] I can count in more than one language
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[_] I mow the lawn
[_] I wash my car
[_] I can make adults laugh..without being stupid
[_] I remember to water my plants
[x] I study when I have to
[_] I pay attention at school/work
[_] I remember to feed my pets.
[x] I'm generally organized
[_] I know the meaning of capital punishment
total: 5
[x] I can spell experience without looking it up
[_] I clean up my own messes
[_] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[_] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need
[_] I understand jokes the first time they are said
[x] I listen to my parents/elders (most of the time)
[x] I understand the fact that the world always screws someone over
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day
total: 4
[x] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
[_] I can watch politics and laugh
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
[x] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[_] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[_] I can read a book and actually finish it
[x] People have said that I act older than I am
[_] I can be sent on an errand and not get side tracked
total: 4
Count up your 'x's, count up your marks, and then post "I act __."
19 bizznatches
laugh your heart out and dance in the rain
cherish the memories ignore the pain
love && learn forget && forgive cause
remember you only have one life to live
braeden says:
tigger
becca. // & you gave me a reason for standing still ;; says:
pink panther
braeden says:
pooh bear
becca. // & you gave me a reason for standing still ;; says:
beauty and the beat
braeden says:
big bad wolf
becca. // & you gave me a reason for standing still ;; says:
bob the builder
braeden says:
garfield
becca. // & you gave me a reason for standing still ;; says:
pinky and the brian
braeden says:
babe pig
becca. // & you gave me a reason for standing still ;; says:
austin powers
braeden says:
mini me
becca. // & you gave me a reason for standing still ;; says:
simba
braeden says:
scare
braeden says:
scar
becca. // & you gave me a reason for standing still ;; says:
spelling error (minus 1 point)
braeden says:
no
75 Fun Ways To Order A Pizza
1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.
8. Answer their questions with questions.
9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.
11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
12. Stutter on the letter "p."
13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.
14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
15. Change your accent every three seconds.
16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.
18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
20. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.
21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.
22. Imitate the order taker's voice.
23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
30. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
31. Ask to see a menu.
32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
33. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"
38. Psychoanalyze the order taker.
39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."
43. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.
44. Try to talk while drinking something.
45. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"
46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
48. Be vague in your order.
49. Use CB lingo where applicable.
50. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
52. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
53. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.
55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
56. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
58. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
59. Put them on hold.
60. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."
62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
64. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
65. Haggle.
66. Order a one-inch pizza.
67. Order term life insurance.
68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
69. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.
73. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
74. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.
75. Order a steamed pizza.
01. I miss somebody right now
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love olives
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games
08. I've tried marijuana
09. I've watched porn movies
10. I have been in a threesome
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
13. I have a britney spears cd
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton
15. I curse frequently
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have a hobby
18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
20. I'm really, really smart
21. I've never broken someone's bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I hate the rain
24. I'm paranoid at times
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scarfree
26. I need money right now!
27. I love Sushi
28. I talk really, really fast
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
35. I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/nails/eyelashes in the past
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look sometimes
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
40. I know how to do cornrows
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past
46. I have a hidden talent
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I'm popular
49. I am currently single
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex
51. I enjoy talking on the phone
52. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants
53. I love to shop
54. I would rather shop than eat.
55. I would classify myself as ghetto.
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
57. I'm obsessed with my Livejournal/nexopia
58. I don't hate anyone.
59. I'm a pretty good dancer
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone.
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV/muchmusic on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I've rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I've called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I'm not allergic to anything
77. I have a lot to learn
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie
80. I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message
82. I have at least 5 messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie
86. I have avoided assignments at work to be on Xanga or Livejournal/ Nexopia
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy ALL country music
89. I would die for my best friends
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story"
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I have dated a close friend's ex
99. I'm happy as of this moment
Batty Rap
Yo, the name is Batty
The logic is erratic
Potato in a jacket
Toys in the attic
I rock and I ramble
My brain is scrambled!
Rap like an animal
But I'm a mammal
I've been brain-fried, electrified
Infected and injectified
Vivosectified
And fed pesticides
My face is all cut up
'Cause my radar's all shut up!
Nurse - I need a check-up from the neck up
I'm Batty
They used and abused me
Battered and bruised me
Red wires, green wires
Stuck em' right through me
So hear my Batty word
And exercise a little prudence
When dealing with humans
<3 Courtney and Lindsay
