I've always wondered why UFO's have never been reported over San Francisco. I mean, it's the gay capital of North America. If you're going to be analy probing people, why not go somewhere, where the people will actually enjoy it?

It's amazing how i'd rather have my fingers cut off then give a fucking shit about your relationships. Christ, shut up. Oh no your boyfriend cheated on you?? surprise right there. You love your boyfriend/girlfriend? Oh cool, I wouldn't have fucking GUESSED EH? I've been in an on/off relationship with a guy for almost 8 years now you don't see me posting about him every damn hour, infact - I haven't even mentioned him once until now. Do I swoon over him? No, I don't even remember to call him back when im supposed too, do we do romantic bullshit? No, we look at what I see on my screen and taking up my newsfeed as a legitmate reason why we keep our shit to ourselves. So a little piece of advice, When you feel like spamming my newsfeed with your pathetic relationship drama, pictures and oodly you-think-your-cute-posts I'm not singling one of you out, theres about 20 of you that do it and it's fucking annoying, so please think twice - people aren't cheering you on, people aren't clapping their hands or readying their golden stars for you because your boyfriend/girlfriend bought you flowers, in reality those stupid roses/whatever waste of money they bought you are going to die in three days. Unless theyre buying you a fucking diamond and a fucking ferrari, I'm pretty sure me, and a billion of your other friends, could give a shit fucking less. Grow up. Quit embaressing yourselves, quit embaressing me, I'd love to sign onto facebook for once and actually NOT puke in my mouth. Half of you are 20+ so where is the fucking maturity? Where is the DISCRETION. Quit seeking attention and a highfive, cause damn it i'll highfive you right across the face. Wake up.

Sincerly yours, jocole.