10 REASONS WHY BIKES ARE BETTER THAN GIRLFRIENDS.......

1- Bikes dont get pregnant

2- If your bike is too loose you can tighten it

3- Bikes dont whine unless something is really wrong

4- You can share your a bike with a friend

5- Bikes dont care how many other bikes you have ridden

6- Bikes dont care if you buy bike magazines

7- You can ride your bike anytime of the month

8- Bikes dont insult you if you are bad rider

9- You dont have to take shower before you ride your bike

10- You can ride your bike the first time you meet it without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its parents