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I have the most amazing, funny, gorgeous, silly best friend in the whole entire world. Sure we get into awkward, stupid fights, but they mean absolutely nothing, compared to the goodtimes we share. You make me laugh more than any other person I've ever met in my whooole life. You mean so much to me, you're always on my mind. You've changed the way I think about things. I am constantly talking about OUR jokes, and OUR memories, that nobody else seems to find as funny as I do. You didn't care when I got period on my sheets, or when I laugh so hard that I drool. You just laugh right along. Even though "RAAUUNCHAY" wasn't funny, I pretended it was, because I knew eventually it would be. But, BawbLatona wasn't funny either. Without even knowing it, we've created our own secret language that really seems to piss people off, because they can't understand it. Juzz Dribblin, Juzz Munchin, Camel Dick, Spider Legs, CUPHISCHUB?!, DeliBurger, Ham&Swiss, TunaBagel, and SO FUCKIN MANY MORE. You laugh until you pee, we share secrets, we gossip about big fuckin toes, we go to bed at 9:00. We're really big faggots, and I'm willing to admit it. We've got some really big bitches that we gotta deal with, and that's probably the worst part. I hate them. They're really big dicks. BUT WE'RE FUCKIN TOUGH, and we can take them ALL. I love you sosososo much, you wouldn't believe. And no, I don't know your password, you just left your nex online. LOVE/FROM: BEAYNS LAWGHAYUM.
