I am a mass of chemicals coordinated by the will to live and with the ability to acknowledge my separate existence as opposed to the theoretical existence to the rest of the universe (including you).

friends, laughing, coffee cups, sunsets, pomegranates, anything tacky, holding hands, poop-jokes/dumb jokes in general, pet-names, love, martha stewart, the munsters, sarah silverman, green iced tea, happiness, charles bukowski, charles manson, white ninja, little britain, good music, people who give a shit, mullets, zombies, beards, good conversations, comfortable shoes, being warm, genuine people, clap-alongs, unity, night-drives, breaking into the bathroom when riley pees, bodies of water, holga, boys that are friends and not boyfriends, smiles from strangers, anything and everything steven malkmus does, grandparents, not wearing socks.

electric wizard, death cab for cutie, death from above 1979, generation x, minor threat, xiu xiu, moneen, the smiths, pedro the lion, iggy pop, the buzzcocks, the toy dolls, poison the well, the sex pistols, skinny puppy, sebadoh, the arcade fire, the futureheads, joel plaskett, the shins, mates of state, ensiferum, wolves in the throne room, the yeah yeah yeahs, wintersun, rasputina, ozma, ima robot, the exploited, pavement, miss kittin, bob dylan, zombina and the skeletones, emperor, mister monster, final fantasy, modest mouse, interpol, immortal, slint, broken social scene, decapitated, wolven ancestry, muck sticky, devendra banhart, CSS, obituary, animal collective, the moffatts, hanson, blitzkid, joanna newsom, tricky, gogol bordello, of montreal, vitalic, kimya dawson, circa survive/anthony green, the pixies, genghis tron, castanets, aus rotten, burzum, crass, saint vitus, reverend bizarre, choking victim, pete and the pirates, cadence weapon, busdriver, scroobius pip, sunset rubdown, etc.

tank girl, the filth and the fury, run lola run, sleepaway camp, slc punk, sid and nancy, house of 1000 corpses, hedwig and the angry inch, to wong foo, thirteen, detroit rock city, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, dazed and confused, zombie honeymoon, carrie, the virgin suicides, may, wicker park, never been kissed, garden state, ghost world, shaun of the dead, texas chainsaw massacre, the blair witch, dumb and dumberer, day of the dead, party monster, welcome to the dollhouse, palindromes, spice world, fubar, godzilla vs. mothra