Good friends and a bottle of jager.

im too smooth you never seen me coming, im not in a hurry im just moving fast...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

I type 101 words a minute, but it's in my own language.

Remember August. Born out of the ashes of various established Vancouver indie-acts, the band unites elements of emo, punk, pop & rock. Proudly wearing their hearts across their overdriven amps, the legacy of Remember August continues to spread across screen names and livejournal entries worldwide.

skateboarding

hi

bitches aint got shit

HIZZAHHHHHHHHHH!!

i used to think i was really attractive, now i just think that i'm really single...