ya i like to ride my bike with all the thugs out there, and i like to have play time with kyle jordan!uummm my job is to travel the world and ride my bike so fuck you. fuck your shit fuck your own ass, fuck you if your a bitch, let me fuck your face, shlarve it bitch,
i hate stuck up people, i like to get drunk and and play with everyone.....i also like to jerk off, its kinda fun when your bored uummmmm lets see, i have a pet potato, his names giraffe. hes 11 weeks old, and looks like a carrot.hes all i have in my life so if he leaves me then im fucked.

i listen to britney spears, and somtimes jerk off to justin timberlake posters

k just now i was sittin here thinkin about when im going to go and jerk off.then it hit me! y dont i do it now! ...k brb..all right im back. that was fun.k what should i do now?
fuck me i hate being injured! this is the shit i do when i cant do anything but rub one out, go on the computer, and watch tv. i have know girlfriend who can do thoughs things for me, so i guess i will just have to use my head and think about pretty girls. lol, hey is it gay if when your jerking off and thinking of women when all of a sudden a quick flash of a dude jolts through your head? its like what the fuck? y did that just happen?oh and another question. also is it gay if someone double plugs a cunt at the same time? i dont think so, but i think all you people should think that one over. i need chap stick right now. fuck! k i got lance to insure my truck so i can go dirt jumping in p-ville, so he did.i have no licence and i guess i got really drunk and after the bar, i took my truck out.well next thing i know it is 8 in the morning and i just woke up.were the fuck am i? i was right by the motocross pit high centered and was stuck in my truck.wow. if you people have the time to acually read this shit that is coming our of my mouth......i will fuck your ass holes.....dry!! oh ya i was drunk and i thought of the best pick up line ever! i tried it but it didnt go so well.k----> how bout you boost your self asteem and come fuck me. is that not rad? speeking of rad i have such a rad cuzin, her names carrie. i dont see her much but she is the happiest person i know and she always cheers me up when im stressed.carebear2790 <---- and her brother just crashed the family car! aaahhhh, now whats going on in my head..... oh ya when i grow up i want to be just like dharma joe fontaine....short and gay, i think i want to live off my dad for the rest of my life just cuz he have lotsa $.so i guess if i do that i wont get a girlfriend..looks like im going to have to save up and order one off of the internet! i will make sure she doesnt speek english so we would never fight , and i will only know a few sentences in her language , thinks like do the dishes, cook now, its sex time for kyle, clean the house, go work out so you dont get fat, so on and so on.wow if you think about it...im an ass hole. well its been like 30 mins so i think im goin to masterbate again now bye!im not weird i just dont give a fuck