DENNIS BOOTSMA.
AUGUST 11,1989-JULY 13 2006..MY BEST FREIND.. WE WILL MISS HIM
He was the best friend anyone could ask for, why do good people die so young?
Ill miss u man!!!!





DUTCH PRIDE

i live in a hick town callled Rocky .-...going snowboading and hittin sweet jumps. its probly the funnest thing to do....


JULY 10_- i crashed my preciouse truck[/size]

playing guitar playing different sports lke soccer(BEN u better stay dammit),hockey,,snowbourding
hanging with freinds. and stoges,,lots of them.....going to YC ya ya....jhonny cash he s my freaking hero.
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GRADE 12 BITCHES



->Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego
->Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum
of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink
->On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be
thrown into the sun
->Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that
level of awesome cannot be contained in one building
->There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks
->When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris
->Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris
->Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths
->There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris
has breathed on
->Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
->Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell
him there was a stripper in it.
->When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's
because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it
became a Wendy's
->Chuck Norris can divide by zero
->How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could Chuck Norris? ...All of it
->Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
->While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium
->There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
has allowed to live.
->Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris
->Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
->There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
->Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs
->When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up,
he’s pushing the Earth down.
->Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch
himself in the back of the head
->Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush
->There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he
turned the sun up
->Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink
->Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
->Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
->Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
->Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
->Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching
a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV
->Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship
->The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
->Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
->The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
->Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
->Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
->Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that
his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
->Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that
sometimes corn needs to lie down.
->The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep
Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably
->Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris
has 72... and they're all poisonous.
->The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
->Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe,
with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
->CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to
update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time
->Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent
the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
->Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide
->Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows
and the butter comes straight out
->A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is
for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot
belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there
->If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever
->Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his
finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
->Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck
Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
->Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
->Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
->When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night
he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
->Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because
Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
->When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and
includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
->If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.
->Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
->If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
->Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
->Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
->Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
->Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
->At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick
the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.
->Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
->According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually
roundhouse kick you yesterday.
->Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
->Chuck Norris gave the sun sunburn.
->What averages at approxiamtely 6 feet tall, and roughly 180lbs?
Chuck Norris's penis.
->Chuck Norris painted it back to red and told Mick Jagger to fuck off.
->Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he takes a piss.
->Chuck Norris is banned from all bull riding competions.
This is because no bull can stay on his back for 8 seconds.
->Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.