REASONS ITS GREAT TO BE A GUY

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
4. You dont have to monitor your friendz sex lives.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Old friends dont give a crap whether you've gained or lost weight.
8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
9. When clicking through the channels, you dont have to stall every shot of someone crying.
10. All your orgasms are real.
11. You dont have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere u go.
12. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
13. Your last name stays put.
14. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
16. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
18. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
19. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.
20. You dont have to shave below the neck.
21. None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry.
22. You dont have to curl up to a hairy butt every night.
23. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
24. You can write your name in the snow.
25. Everything on your face gets to stay its original colour.
26. Chocolate is just another a snack.

30 things Guys Want Girls To Know!!
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you are hot, beautiful or sexxc.cause if we say ur hott beautiful or sexxc then u are
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and
nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns
looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same
every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway