REASONS ITS GREAT TO BE A GUY

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A 5 day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
4. You dont have to monitor your friendz sex lives.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Old friends dont give a crap whether you've gained or lost weight.
8. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
9. When clicking through the channels, you dont have to stall every shot of someone crying.
10. All your orgasms are real.
11. You dont have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere u go.
12. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
13. Your last name stays put.
14. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
16. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
18. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
19. If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend.
20. You dont have to shave below the neck.
21. None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry.
22. You dont have to curl up to a hairy butt every night.
23. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
24. You can write your name in the snow.
25. Everything on your face gets to stay its original colour.
26. Chocolate is just another a snack.