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fuck or pass (punk'd from derek)
~FUCK or PASS~
There is at least one person on your list that wants to fuck the hell out of you.

So lets play the fuck or Pass! game.
The rules are simple... if you want to fuck the person who posts this, send them a "message" saying "yep, I'd Fuck you."

SCARED? lol this shit's funny

YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS!! and see who replies.
There is at least one person on your list that wants to do u so!!!
repost this as "Fuck or Pass"

Don't be a bitch and not re-post it
 

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CUNT
Did you know there are this many ways to say vagina?

ginie, vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, love hole, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit, hatchet wound, honey pot, quim, meat massager, chacha, stinkhole, black hole of calcutta, cock socket, pink taco, bottomless pit, dead clam, cum crack, twat, rattlesnake canyon, bush, cunny, flaps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, gash, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, pink, piss flaps, the fish flap, love rug, vadge, the furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, nookie, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuckpocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet. Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, Yo Yo Smuggler, Mumbler (Aussie), Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums, Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants (Sweden), Ninja Boot, Marcia (Aussie), Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Sausage Wallet, Front Bottom, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie (China), Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, KNISH, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, JIZZ RECEPTICLE, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cooter, cream canal, poontang pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, tunnel of love, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of pl enty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wolly bolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, meat curtains, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., stench trench, poon jab, nappy dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cock pocket, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, cock sock, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, camel toe, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuckdonut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtney cocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, quim, honey pot, the bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora's box,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold
 

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Swipe From Scoot
01. Where did you begin 2006: In a hotel room, high as balls, drunk as fuck
02. What was your status by Valentine's Day: Single
03. Were you in school (anytime this year): yup. grade 12 + 5 months of welding
04. How did you earn your money: Caddy Dealership, Welding Shit, Cookin
05. Did you have any encounters with the police: Sure did... Speeding back from Enderby
06. Where did you go on holiday: I didn't have time for a holiday
07. What did you purchase that was over $1000: my truck for gas!
08. Did you know anybody who got married: Kyle from OC weld
09. Did you know anybody who passed away: a couple people, RIP
10. Have you run into anybody you left elementary with: nope
11. Did you move anywhere: downtown, then back to the ruts
12. What sporting events did you go to: Hockey Games
13.What concerts/shows did you go to: Too many
14.Are you registered to vote: not yet
15.Who did you want to win Big Brother: never cared
16.Where do you live now: Rutland
17. Describe your birthday: 18th, Paintball, Friends, Bed.
18. What's the one thing you thought you would never do but did in 2006: Get kicked out of college
19.What has been your favorite moment: Probably the shows when living was easy and i still was close to some of my friends
20. What's something you learned about yourself: I need to get my life in order now, or i won't ever
21. Any new additions to your family: No
22. What was your best month: August
23. What music will you remember 2006 by: Circa Survive, A7X
24.Who has been your best drinking buddy: too many to list
25.Made new friends: Yeah
28.Best new friend: hard to say
29.Favorite Night out: Any night out is a good night
30. Any regrets: Yup
31. How many people have you kissed in total: fuck if i know
THIS YEAR: 2

[PEOPLE]
best friend: Shauna
lost any friends: Lots... they won't admit it, but we don't talk or hang out
gained any friends: Yeah RR

[PLACES]
went out of the country: nope
moved: Yes
new school: OC
how many times on an airplane: 1

[YOU]
have you changed: definately
most depressed time this year: November
best time this year:July - September

[LOVE]
did you get heartbroken: twice...the first wasn't bad but the second killed
who was your summer love: Aly
favorite Season This year: Summer
least favorite season: Winter
good birthday?: not bad, but no reason to yell about it

[FINAL QUESTIONS]
got arrested: nope
kissed a girl: 2
lost a family member: No
got bad grades: i got kicked out of college...but not over my grades
kept a secret?: Yep
told a secret?: Yep
done something you totally regret: lots


WITH 2006 AT AN END HAVE YOU..

1. Have you had any relationships this year? Yes
2. Have you had your birthday yet? Yes
3. Cried yet? nopee
4. Been on a diet? No
6. Drank Starbucks? Yes, liek 10 times a week
7. Went Camping? Yes
8. Bought something(s)? Yes
9.Met someone special? Yes
10. Been out of province? yeah
11. Hugged someone? Yes
12. Slept in someone elses bed? Yes
13. any alcohol? Tons, holy corona.
14. Loaned out money? nope, but i got loans.
15. Gotten in a car accident? yeah man, i fucked up my face aha
16. Gone over your cell phone bill? Yes
17. Been called a whore? nope, but an asshole
18. Done something you regret? yeah, but regrets are wastes of time.
19. Last Person you hugged? Nicole
20. Last Person to call you? Chris
21. When was the last time you felt stupid? after work
22. Who was the last person you danced with? Nicole
23. Who did you last yell at? I dont remember..
24. What did you do today? well, i woke up at 4 am, couldnt sleep filled out some shit for mahal, had a hot shower, went back to bed, got up at 7 had another shower had breakfast went to work, worked, came home, made facebook, and now, sitting here doing this cuz i have no friends and im a loser..
 

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To a Certain Someone
you'll know who you are right away if you read this

i hate how you treat me.
i hate how you act like everything is fine.
i hate that you don't get it.
i hate how you can never tell "anyone" what's wrong.
i hate how you say you're a friend but obviously don't trust me.
i hate how i still bend over backwards for you.
i hate that i can't get you out of my head.
i hate how no one around me fuckin gets it.
i hate how everything went so bad, so fast (and i blame you for a lot of it)
i hate how you have no good reason for what happened.
i hate that i tried to change for you.
i hate that you never noticed.
i hate that i "annoy you".
i hate even more that you "don't know why".
i hate how you say you have problems commiting.
i hate that you commited to him right away.
i hate how much of a coward you are.
i hate that you couldn't say it to my face.
i hate this whole fuckin situation!
i hate that i feel used.
i hate that i knew it was coming.
i hate that you look to me for comfort cuz "he's" back in town
i hate how i comforted you cuz of "him"
i hate that you're with him
i hate that i don't believe how everything came to be with you and him
i hate that i spent money on you.
i hate that you spent money on me.
i hate that you gave up over the stupidest reason.
i hate your fucking logic.
i hate how you say you care.
i hate that i know you couldn't give a fuck.
i hate how you want to make things work.
i hate that i am trying to make the work too.
i hate how much i try to see you.
i hate how little you actually talk to me.
i hate that you couldn't give me a straight answer.
i hate how your friend told me you were with him.
i hate how i had to tell her you were interested in her ex.
i hate that i wasted time with you.
i hate that i slept with you.
i hate how you made me feel.
i hate that you're reading this.
and most of all i hate that i miss you.

take it as you may
speak to me if you might
hate me if you must
but don't you fuckin dare not confront me!
 

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why not?
Fess up!
Mark your confessions:

[ ] I'm afraid of silence.

[ ] I Talk ALOT when I get really nervous.

[x] I am really ticklish. (good luck findin the spot though)

[ ] I'm afraid of the dark.

[x] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.

[ ] I can't sleep in a room if the door is open

[ ] I am homosexual.

[x]I believe in true love.

[\] I've run away from home. (told my dad, not my mom)

[ ] I listen to political music.

[ ] I collect comic books.

[x] I shut others out when I'm sad.

[x] I've stayed out all night.

[ ] I open up to others easily.

[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.

[x] I watch the news (on occasion)

[x] I own over 5 rap CDs.

[ ]I love Disney movies.

[x] I am a sucker for green eyes.

[x] I am a sucker for brown eyes.

[ ] I am a sucker for blue eyes

[ ] I don't kill bugs.

[x] I curse. (fuck ya)

[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.

[x] I've slipped and fallen in public.

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation.

[ ] I love Spam

[x] I bake well.

[x] I have worn pajamas to class.

[ ] I have owned something from Abercrombie.

[x] I want a better job.

[x] Talked on a phone for 6+ hours.

[ ] I love Dr. Phil.

[x] I like someone.

[ ] I like multiple people

[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.

[x] I am self-conscious.

[x] I love to laugh.

[x] I have tried alcohol.

[x] I drink alcohol on a regular basis.

[x] I have tried a cigarette.

[x] I have smoked a pack in one day.

[ ] I loved Lord of the Flies.

[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.

[ ] I can't swallow pills.

[x] I have a lot of scars.

[ ] I can't sleep if i know there is a spider in the room.

[XXX] I like chocolate.

[ ] I bite my nails.

[x] I am not comfortable with being me.

[ ] I play computer games when I'm bored.

[ ] Gotten lost in the city.

[x] Seen a shooting star

[x]Gone out in public in my pajamas.

[ ] Have kissed a stranger.

[X] Have kissed someone really strange (the other night)

[x] Hugged a stranger.

[ ] Been in a bloody fist fight with someone of a diff. sex.

[x] Been in a fist fight.

[x] Been arrested.

[ ] Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose

[x] Pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

[ ] Made out in an elevator.

[ ] Swore at Liberace.

[ ] Been skydiving.

[ ] Been bungee jumping.

[ ] Gotten stitches.

[ ] Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.

[x] Bitten someone

[x] Been to Niagara Falls.

[x] Gotten the chicken pox.

[x] Crashed into a car WALKING! lmao

[ ] been to Japan.

[x] Ridden in a taxi.

[x] Shoplifted.

[\] Been fired.

[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.

[x] Stole something from your job.

[ ] Gone on a blind date.

[ ] Had a crush on a teacher/coach.

[ ] Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

[ ] Been to Europe.

[ ] Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee.

[ ] Been married.

[ ] Gotten divorced.(multiple times to the same person )

[x] Saw someone/something dying

[ ] Have a list of people you want to kill

[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day.

[x] Been to Canada.

[x] Been on a plane.

[x] Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show (own it bitches!)

[ ] Thrown up in a bar.

[x]Eaten sushi

[ ] Been skiing/snowboarding

[x] Been ice skating

[ ] Cried in public.

[x] Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed.

[x] Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn't have.

[x] Thought of someone almost 24/7

[ ] Hate the world.

[x] Slipped into depression over person of opp sex

[x] Tried to kill yourself

[x] Slipped into depression for reasons unknown

[ ] liked someone but once you found out they liked you too, stopped liking them

[ ] gone out with someone just bc you felt bad for them
 

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Everything Falls
I can see it comin' on the horizon
Sky turning black, it's raining down
Can't move my feet, cannot be shaken
Not movin', I'm standing so firm
I can't be moved
I will stand
I will stand
When everything falls away
I will fight this war forever or until I die
I will stand
I will stand
When everyone falls away
I will fight this war forever or until I die
All these things coming against me
I have the choice to fall or fight
I cannot be moved
You give me the strength
Help me fight, help me fight
I'm standing so firm
I can't be moved
I'm standing so firm
I can't be moved
I will stand
I will stand
When everything falls away
I will fight this war forever
Or until I die
I will stand
I will stand
When everyone falls away
I will fight this war forever
Or until I die
And I'm standing so firm
On this ground you've sat before me
I'll fight for this with my last breath
I'll fight for this till I die
I can't be moved
 

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Name Game
J-Everyone loves you.
A- Pretty damn good kisser.
M-success comes easily to you.
I-Love is something you deeply believe in.
E-You're loyal to those you love.

(and now the real name! )
B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
R- You are too gangster
I-Love is something you deeply believe in.
A- Pretty damn good kisser.
N-your the sexiest mother fucker out there!



A- Pretty damn good kisser.
B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- your wild and crazy
D-You have trouble trusting people.
E-You're loyal to those you love.
F-People totally adore you
G-You never let people tell you what to do.
H-You have very good personality and looks.
I-Love is something you deeply believe in.
J-Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L-You have a nice ass ;-)
M-success comes easily to you.
N-your the sexiest mother fucker out there!
O-You love foreplay.
P-You are popular with all types of people.
Q-You are a hypocrite.
R- You are too gangster
S-People think you are so sexy.
T-You are one of the best in bed.
U-You really chill.
V-You are not judgemental.
W-You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y-One of the hardest gangsters alive
Z-You like it in the butt VERY VERY HARD.
 

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Valentine's Application
Valentines Application
This is the Be My Valentine Application. Everyone knows theres at least one person on Nexopia that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Lets see who replys back with the following filled out. Dont be shy or scared to do it. Theres no catch to this, so dont worry about having bad luck or stuff like that. Have Fun.



Area 1
Please provide positive answers.

Name:


Age:


Phone[Mobile] if u want:


Height:


Weight:


Body Type:


Do you Drive:


Town You Live In:


School:


Grade:


May I Call You:


Single or Taken:


Would You Date Me:


Kiss On First Date:


More on First Date:



Area 2
What would you do if I...

I made a move on u:
I kissed you:
I lived next door to you:
I started smoking:
I asked you on a date:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got into a fight and you weren't there?
I asked u to have sex?
I asked u out?


Area 3
What do you think about my...
Personality:
Eyes:
Hair:
Body:


Area 4
Have you ever....
Lied to make me feel better?
Wanted to kiss me?
Wanted to kill me?
Wanted to tell me something?
Kept something important from me? Why?


Area 5
"X" marks the spot
Would u ever.....
[]Kiss me..
[]Hug me..
[]Date me..
[]Kill me..
[]Love me..
[]Hate me..
[]Lie to me..
[]Hurt me..
[]Sing with me..
[]Dance with me..
[]Grind with me..
[]Cuddle with me..
[]Let me make a move on you..
[]Make a move on me..
[]Watch a movie with me..
[]Get me a B-day gift..
[]Let me borrow your car..
[]Be there for me..
[]Buy me a drink..
[]Bring me around your friends..
[]Drink kool-aid with me..
[]Take advantage of me..
[]Hangout with me...
[]Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good..
[]Hold hands with me..
[]Do something incredibly sweet for me..
[]tell me you love me..
[]call me