i love football and rugby... like i dont think i could live without them, especially football. uh im big (6 feet, 215 pounds), I love to play guitar and i play basketball. metal kicks ass. country licks ass. slipknot rules and zakk wylde is the absolute greatest guitarist in the world.
Truth:
The iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk.Get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The iron will always kick you the real deal. The iron is the great reference point. The all knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me. Never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds. - Henry Rollins[/u][/i][/color]
10 REASONS TO DATE A RUGBY PLAYER
1. They have there own protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their balls
8. They have no pointless equipment
9. They know when to play rough
10. We can do it 60 minutes straight in 15 different positions
10 Reasons to date a football player
1. they always go for who they want
2. they never lose their grip
3. they hit hard
4. they can always go the distance
5. after they score they go for more
6. they always wear protective gear
7. they go for a full 4 quarters, sometimes more
8. they never give up even when the score is against them
9. they can play offense or defense
10. they are all big
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RUGBY
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1. Thou shalt not hesitate at the breakdown, but be mighty to get your
rightful ball; for though it is written that the meek shall inherit the
earth, this is truly was a poor translation. The meek shall be trampled
into the dirt is more to the point.
2. Thou shalt not speak profanely of the Whistler, nor question the purity
of his birth, even though he be blind to transgressions by devils on the
other team at the ruck and the maul, and whistles them not.
3. Thou shalt not smite an opponent with a clenched fist, yeah, even in
retaliation; for it is written that the Whistler and the Flag Waver shall
assuredly miss the cowardly first punch, only to see the avenging second.
Believeth that what goeth around shall surely cometh, and verily, evil men
will be found at the bottom of rucks.
4. Thou should not kiss thy teammate on the mouth when he scores; for such
is an abomination unto God, especially kisses in tongues, unless you play
football with the round white ball and thus it is expected.
5. Thou shalt not take the Word of the Coach in vain, for blessed is the
Word of the Coach. Instead, wonder at his mighty wisdom and sticketh to His
Game Plan, lest the Coach acquaint you with his disciples
coaching in the lower grades.
6. Thou shalt not chip nor kick for touch if thou be a prop or wear any
jersey number below that of 7; for this is an abomination unto the Coach,
and surely you will be His at training, perhaps everlasting.
7. Thou shalt not run across the field with ball in hand, but runneth
straight ahead upfield; for it is written that the touchline is the best
defender.
8. Thou shalt not kick the ball to thine enemies unless it bounceth; for
the Spirit of the bounce of the Ball may cause confusion unto them, and if
thy heart be pure, make it bounceth back unto you.
9. Thou shalt not pass the ball to a teammate about to be smashed by the
mighty enemy, unless he owes you money, or has rodgered someone dear to
your heart, in which case all is forgiven.
10. Thou shalt not vomit on thy teammates after the game, for this is
unmanly, and they could do it unto you.



