I am a bitch.
I know, and I'm sorry.
There is some things that you need to know.
You are not a retard, in fact you make my fucking day with your crazy shit.
Stay yourself no matter what because I would disown you if you turned into one of those plastic bitches. You are hilarious and best of all you're you, Morgan and that's why I love you and no matter what you never give a shit about any stupid whore or skinny preppy boy. You are not a whore, at all i know I say alot of things when I'm mad but I know you've found the guy you love and I should accept that no matter who he is. I just always want to protect you and I see how much he hurts you sometimes. But in the long run he makes you happy and that's all that matters. I know we always get in fights about stupid things but I could never lose you as my best friend because truthfully hun, I don't know what I would do without my ninja pussy. haha now people are probably reading this and thinking wow what a freak but that's just who we are and that's why I can honestly call you my best friend because I know that you will always be there to stand beside me and mouth off some random plastic chick. and I hope you know no matter what I will always be there for you too. I love you Morgan babe forever and always you're my best friend. OH and last but most importantly you are sooo fucking gorgeous and you better not forget that.