**U KNOW YOU’RE ABESHA IF:**
You have at least one extended family member living in your house
You have at least 10 relatives in D.C.
Your parents talk HELLA loud on the phone
Your house and clothes smell like onions
Your parents want to call your name but they call all your siblings first before they finally get it right
A party starts at 6 and you show up at 10
Your parents have threatened to send you “back home‿ when you misbehave
You pronounce your last name 20 times for people and they still don’t get it right
Your parents tell you that the only REAL majors are business, engineering, or pre-med
You recognize a simple family gathering to be more than 50 people
If 'butter' (kibe) is essential for both your hair and food
If the names Johnny Walker and Red Label Whiskeys hold close places in your heart
Your t-shirts, jewelry, and car decorations all have green, yellow and red somewhere on it
Your freezer is always got sega begaie.
You,your father, and your mother have 3 different last names.
You give directions without an address.
You don't realize you have a dishwasher in your house.
Your mom always has an excuse to drink boon.
You never have enough berbere in your enjera, but you tell the doctor you have heart burn.
If you have 2 watches that dont work at your house.
You are not a U.S citizen because you somehow believe that you will go home someday.ur mom owns or did own a toyota carolla
-ur parents pronounce "that" "zat"
-back home means ETHIOPIA or Eritrea
-ur parents never let you spend the night at your friends house
-ur mom goes shopping w/ rollers in her head
-ur house smells like shouncrit -ur mom used to cut ur hair
-ur in a party and u hear "elelelelelelelelelelelelelleleee!!!"
-ur at some ones house and they tell u to eat more when u already had 2 plates of injara
-u go to some bodys apt to borrow a disti (a pot where u make woxii)
-u have at least 1 relative living in America illegally.
-u fight over who pays the bill. -u pronounce the word "world" as "worlid".
-u think the harlem shake was stolen from your culture.
-ur parents eat jimma or chat. -ur parents tell you how everything is better back home than it is here(i.e. water, food, manners)
-u listen to the same ethiopian tape or CD everyday for 6 mths. straight in ur home or car.
You are laughing at this stuff because some of it has happened to you!
[1] Who are you?
[2] Are we friends?
[3] When and how did we meet?
[4] How have I affected you?
[5] What do you think of me?
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?
[8] Do you love me?
[9] Have I ever hurt you?
[10] Would you hug me?
[11] Would you kiss me?
[12] Would you fuck me?
[13] Are we close?
[14] Emotionally, what stands out?
[15] Do you wish I was cooler?
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[18] Am I loveable?
[19] How long have you known me?
[20] Describe me in one word.
[21] What was your first impression?
[22] Do you still think that way about me now?
[23] What do you think my weakness is?
[24] Do you think that I am wierd?
[25] What about me makes you happy?
[26] What about me makes you sad?
[27] What reminds you of me?
[28] What's something you would change about me?
[29] How well do you know me?
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[31] Do you think I would kill someone?
[33] Who else reminds you of me?
[32] If you I told you I had 3 weeks to live what would we do?
[34] If I died would you cry?
[35] When was the last time we fought?
[36] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
[37] What song reminds you of me ?
[38] If we where going on a date where would you take me?
[39] What is in your opinion, my best asset?
[40] Do you think I willl get married?
Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I shot
3 - I killed
4 - I needed
5 - I smoked with
6 - I banged
7 - I had sex with
8 - I Kissed
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ran shirtless with
11 - I slept with
12-I ran naked with
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - because Im a sexy chica
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because im a sexy beast
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm good in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
