- KW: I don't won't you to go, I'll eat you up I love you so.
Carol: If I was stranded on a desert island and could only take one thing, it'd be Douglas. We can share him if you want.
- Max: The vampire bites off the top of a building and loses his teeth. Another vampire says, 'Why are you crying? Those are your baby teeth.' And he says, 'No they're not. They're my adult teeth.'









