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DO MY POLL!!! NOW!!! Please.
The Rebellious Teen Purity Test
100 questions. Add up your "yes"
Scoring is at the end of the test.
Sex
Have you ever made out with the opposite sex?: yes
The same sex? yes
Someone you weren't in a relationship with?: yes
Have you done anything that qualifies as 'almost sex'?: yes
To both genders?: no
Had sex in a public place?: No
Have you cheated on someone?: no
Cheated with someone?: yes
Looked at/bought/DL'd/watched porn?: yes
Do you take birth control/carry condoms around?: no
TOTAL: 6
Drugs
Have you smoked cigars more than once?: yes
Used weed or other natural substances, like shrooms or salvia?: yes
Used hard drugs? no
Used needle drugs or inhalants?: no
Used prescription pills to get high?: no
Bought drugs?: yes
Sold drugs?: yes
Introduced someone else to their first drug?: yess
Overdosed?: no
Been in rehab or in trouble with the law for drugs?: no
TOTAL: 5
Rock N' Roll
Do you listen to hard rock, metal, punk, grunge or hardcore often?: yes
Have you taken shots?: yes
Have you thrown up from drinking?: yes
Have you passed out?: yes
Have you played drinking games?: yes
Was your first real drink before the age of 15? yes
Have you woken up not remembering the night before?: yes
Have you done anything sexual while drunk that you wouldn't have sober?: yes
Have you ever paid a stranger to buy you booze?: no
TOTAL: 8
Five-Finger Discounts & Mailbox Baseball
Have you shoplifted?: yes
Have you gone joyriding or broken into someone's house?: yes
Used a fake ID?: no
Have you done real graffiti (other than bathroom stall notes)?: yes
Any other kind of vandalism, like mailbox baseball or breaking a window?: yes
Been naked or drunk (or both at once) in public?: yes
Are you/have you been in a street gang?: no
Packed a weapon?: no
Caused a fire, car accident, or other dangerous situation?: no
Ever been arrested?: yesish
TOTAL: 5 1/2
A Disruption to Other Students
Have you failed a class?: no
Been suspended?: yes
Been expelled?: no
Cut class?: yes
Cussed out a teacher, humiliated/pranked them, or vandalised their stuff?: yes
Stolen from someone's locker, or put something nasty in it?: yes
Held or participated in a protest at school?: yes
Got into a fight at school?: yes
Done drugs at school?: yes
Deliberately offended or humiliated the principal?: no
TOTAL: 7
She's Got A Septum Ring and Green Liberty Spikes
Have you gotten piercings in places other than the ears?: yes
Have you dyed your hair unnatural or unusual colours?: yes
Have you gotten any tattoos?: no
Have you ever had a mohawk, dreads, liberty spikes, or other odd hairdos?: yes
Have you ever cut your own hair or shaved your head?: yes
Do/did you wear dark or unusual makeup? (or any makeup, if you're male): no
Do you wear any unusual accessories (like bunnyears, fangs, armwarmers)?: no
Do you ever dress slutty, gothy, punk, raver, gangsta, emo, artsy, hippie, etc.?: yes
Do you usually sag your pants, wear chains or spikes, or wear all black?: no
Do you like to make or modify your own clothing?: no
Do you break the school dress code often?: no
TOTAL: 5
Shit Happens
Have you ever been in juvy or prison?: no
Have you been the victim of a violent crime?: yes
Have you committed a violent crime?: no
Have you ever almost died?: yes
Do/did you have any mental illnesses?: no
Is your family a dysfunctional mess?: no
Have you attempted suicide?: no
Have you ever self-mutilated or had an eating disorder?: no
Have you ever had a substance habit?: yes
TOTAL: 3
We're Very Disappointed In You, Son
Ever snuck out of the house or snuck someone in?: yes
Ever had a party while your parents were out?: no
Ever steal from your parents?: yes
Ever crash your parents' car?: no
Run away?: yes
Been grounded for a month or more?: no
Been caught by your parents in the act of doing something illegal?: yes
Been caught by your parents while doing anything intimate with someone?: no
Had a parent say you couldn't hang out with a certain person?: yes
Had a parent toss (search) your room/backpack/car?: yes
TOTAL: 6
Amateur Jackass
Ever skinnydipped?: yes
Set something large on fire?: no
Stapled yourself?: yes
Jumped into water with all your clothes on?: yes
Played a well-planned, huge, public practical joke on someone?: yes
Ridden or raced in shopping carts?: yes
Streaked?: yes
Danced on a table Coyote Ugly style?: yes
Stayed up for two or more nights in a row on purpose?: no
Set off illegal fireworks?: yes
Made mass amounts of prank calls at once?: yes
TOTAL: 9
BIG TOTAL: 54 1/2
now multiply your score by 2.
Find your score:
0% - 10%: Impossible. I'm surprised you're even old enough to read this.
11% - 20%: Pretty damn innocent. I say you need more internet exposure.
21% - 30%: Pretty sheltered...you go to church, right?
31% - 40%: OK, this is acceptable - you might still be young. Go party.
41% - 50%: You've played it a little safe, but still have a lot of fun.
51% - 60% - There we go, you're the average rebellious teen.
61% - 70%: You can party. Either that, or you just have lots of problems.
71% - 80%: You're experienced in the art of rebelling, that's for sure.
81% - 90%: Damn, you might actually wanna slow down...
91% - 100 (or more)%: How on earth are you still alive?! You've actually done it all
[PREP]
[X] You own a digital camera
[_] You own something from abercrombie
[_] You own something from Pacsun
[X] You own something from Hollister
[X] You own something from American Eagle
[X] You like going to the mall.
[X] You own an iPod/MP3 player.
[X] You love/like Starbucks
[_] You have been called a brat.
[X] You like shopping
[_] You have more than one house
Total: 7
[GOTHIC]
[_] Black is one of your favorite colors.
[_] You have thought about death.
[_] You wear chains.
[_] You like heavy metal.
[_] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
[X] Your hair was/is dark.
[_] You dislike preps.
[_] it pisses you off when a prep calls you a satan worshiper/emo
total : 1
[PUNK]
[X] you can move on the skateboard
[X] Youve worn plaid.
[X] You like Converse
[X] You hate MTV but watch it anyways..
[X] You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[_] You hate/dislike pink.
[_] You hate/dislike preps.
[X] sometimes you wear skateboarding shoes.
[_] You play the electric guitar
Total: 8
[EMO]
[X] You have been depressed.
[_] You have/had dark rimmed glasses.
[X] like the band Taking Back Sunday
[_] You cry easily
[_] You like emo music.
[_] You have been called emo.
[_] You keep/kept a journal/diary.
[_] You have written a sad poem
[X] You have/had a sad Nexopia layout.
[_] You think emo girls/guys are sexy
Total: 3
[GHETTO/GANGSTA]
[_] You like rap.
[_] You are in a gang or group
[_] You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
[_] You swear all the time
[X] You swear sometimes.
[_] You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
[X] You can break dance
[X] You know who Tupac Shakur is.
Total : 3
[SCENE]
[X] You like loud music
[X] You love/used to love the Ninja Turtles
[_] You never walk anywhere.
[X] You wear/wore slip-on shoes.
[_] You like/love the band Norma Jean.
[X] You wear/like band t-shirts.
[X] people have called you a freak
[_] You love to hardcore dance
[_] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[X] You wear whatever the heck you want
[X] You dont care what people think about you most of the time
Total: 7
[JOCK]
[_] You watch/watched the Superbowl
[X] You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
[X] You collect your jerseys.
[X] You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[_] You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes
[_] Your closet consists of sports equiptment
[_] You belong/belonged to a school team.
[_]You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
[_]You have a specific number preferred for your jersey
[_] You have a passion for sports
Total: 3
OK Go Grab your phone!
Answer exactly how things are in your phone...GO
1. What color is your phone?
White & Silver & blue
2. Who's the first person in your contacts who comes up under the letter P?
patrick
3. Who's the last person you called?
kourtney
4. Who was your last missed call from?
joslyn
5. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D?
Dakota
6. Who's speed dial 2?
mom's cell lol
7. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J?
jayden
8. Who was your last received call from?
Grandad
9. Who's speed dial number 4?
No one
10. What is your background?
Corban and paige holding hands lol
11. How many text messages are currently in your inbox?
100
12. Who's speed dial 1?
voicemail
13. What's the 5th message say in your inbox? from?
why would you put a baby in the microwave jay thats horrible. from brittany lol
14. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B?
Ben
15. Who was your last text message from?
Tasha
16. Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox right now.
tasha, tara, brittany, dani, kylie, steph, facebook, kourtney, Kristin, rachelle, tessa L, Jodie, Nichol, Alysha
18. Who's the 9th person on your missed calls?
moms work
19. What does the 6th message in your Outbox say? to who?
Going over 2 rikkis house :] what are you doing?. Tasha
20. Who is the first name in your phonebook?
Adam the ladies man
21. Who is the last name in your phonebook?
will
22. Do you have a camera phone?
Yes
23. Who is the last person under G?
Grandad
24. What does the last text message say in your inbox? from?
map quest my adress ------------------!. the blanks are the address. it from britt
25. Who is the second person under K?
karisa
26. What is your ringtone?
Cross my heart- MT
I'm a tumor- Family Guy
Hey you there- souja boy
not n cold- katie perry
now your gone- bass hunter
rainbow veins- owl city
sex on fire aka herpes- KOL
She's a lady- FTSK
when i read this i had to read it again to make i was reading what i read lol
Do you act your own age?
Put an "x" next to each that apply to you:
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee.
[] I do my own laundry.
[x] I can cook for myself.
[] I always do my homework.
[x] I enjoy intellectual conversation.
[] I think politics are exciting.
[] My parents and grandparents have better things to say than my peers.
Total so far = 3
[x] I show up for school everyday, unless i'm sick.
[] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[] I've never gotten a detention.
[] I've watched talk shows to point out the credibility of it all.
[x] I know what credibility means without looking it up.
[x] I would consider starbucks as coffee.
Total so far = 6
[x] I know how to run the dishwasher and/or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to 10 in french
[x]When I say I'm going to do something, I do it.
[x] I can mow the lawn. (i can but i dont have lawn lol)
[x] I can wash a car.
[x] I can make adults laugh, without being stupid.
[x] I remember to water my plants.
[x] I study when I have to.
[] I pay attention at school/work.
[x]I remember to feed my pets.
Total so far=15
[] I can spell experience without looking it up.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[x] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee.
[] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I listen to my elders.
[] I can type fast.
Total so far= 19
[x] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over 25 & have a job.
[] I can read a book and actually finish it.
[x] People have said that I act older than I am.
Grand total = 21
Actual age: 15
Now add up how many (X)'s you have and title this as "I act __ years old."
Hair color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
Height:
[ ] Over 7 - $200
[ ] 68 to 7 - $175
[ ] 60 to 67 - $150
[x] 54 to 511 - $85
[ ] Under 54 - $95
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[x] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ]Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES! - $200
[x] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ]No - $600
Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $40
[x] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $5
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $300
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
sports?
[ ] 0-$20
[ ] 1 - $40
[x] 2- $200
[ ] 3- $300
[ ] 4- $500
[ ] 5- $650
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope-add $1000
[ ] some- $750
REPOST WITH TITLE:
I am worth $2915
