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26 things to know... ABOUT FOOTBALL, a list of compiled Quotes... By Brad and Jaeson Goodchild.
1) Football is not a game but a religion, - I follow that one!
2) Football is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Dancers, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?
3) American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. - HELL YEAZ!
4)Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. - Truer words never spoken.
5) Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - Violence...No..
6) Let's face it, you have to have a slightly recessive gene that has a little something to do with the brain to go out on the football field and beat your head against other human beings on a daily basis - I guess I've got it
7) You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. - For sure
8) If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. - It's about the same.
9) The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Lolz (thats for charley)
10) Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become - F*ck Yeah
11) Watching football is like watching pornography. There's plenty of action, and I can't take my eyes off it, but when it's over, I wonder why the hell I spent an afternoon doing it. - Its true but I love it
12) The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi
13) People who work together will win, whether it is against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society. - Vince Lombardi
14) If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you - Team Sport For A Reason
15) The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity - FOOTBALL = LIFE
NICE
16) Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. - I've got a good one
17) Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers. - ITS SO MUCH FUN THOUGH
18) What about football? Is it a sport or a concussion? - Hard to tell or remember...
19) Football is a game of errors. The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins. - Make no mistakes, Play with no regrets
20) Football is like life -- it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority. Vince Lombardi
21) A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall. Vince Lombardi
22) People stress the violence. That's the smallest part of it. Football is brutal only from a distance. In the middle of it there's calm, a tranquility. The players accept pain. There's a sense of order even at the end of a running play with bodies strewn everywhere. When the systems interlock, there's a satisfaction to the game that can't be duplicated. There's a harmony - Some find Harmony in music... I get that in football
22) Some people try to find things in this game that don't exist but football is only two things-blocking and tackling. Vince Lombardi
23) When you win nothing hurts. Joe Namath - NUMB
24) NFL owners should quit worrying about silly things like players celebrating in the end zone. They should give them something to really celebrate. Get rid of the artificial surfaces. O.J. Simpson
24) The human genes almost always accurately reproduce. If they don't, you get the following result: monsters --that is, grossly malformed babies resulting from genetic mistakes. Years ago most monsters died, but now many can be saved. This has made The National Football League possible - I guess that makes me a monster
25)I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault - HELL YEAH
26) Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. - Im only out because I play
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Do NOT cheat! This is like, 99.9% true!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex on a piece of paper.
2. Which color is your favorite out of red, White, blue, green and yellow?
3. Your first initial
4. Your month of birth
5. Which color do you like most? Black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.
7. Your favorite number
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a realistic wish.
Don't scroll down unless you are completely done
ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
White - You are conservative and agressive
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down
3. If your initial is:
A-K - You have a lot of love and friendship in your life
L-R - You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom
S-Z - You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar. - The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected
Apr.-June - You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long
but with memories that will last forever
July-Sep. - You will have a great year and experience a major life changing
experience for the good
Oct.-Dec. - Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find
your soulmate
5. If you chose:
Black - Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at
the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White - You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. If you chose:
California - You like adventure
Florida - You are laid back
8. If you chose:
Lake - You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN on your
nex within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
While you're undressing Venus, dress up that penis.
When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection! Protect your erection!
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
A crank with armor will never harm her.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, no love!
