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30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and
nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns
looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same
every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. we LIKE it when you put your head on OUR shoulder, It makes us feel loved.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway

DRUGS
It can make you rich, it can make you poor
It can make you fat, it can make you skinny,
It can make you happy, it can make you sad
It can make you fast, it can make you slow
It can make you live, it can make you die.

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98% of the teenage population has tried smoking weed. If you are one of the 98% who is sick of the 2% and their pure clean pride, copy this into your profile. *dirtydancin (15 year old Female)



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Paste This On Your Page If You've Ever Pushed A Door That Said Pull.

My Geting High Rulez
1. If someone smokes you up, you must smoke them up in the future. No one likes a mooch.
2. Whoever rolls/packs the bowl gets the first hit.
3. Whoever brought the weed gets the first hit. (If the person who brought the weed rolls/packs, they don't get two hits.)
4. Never break the rotation. (allwess pass to the left)
5. Never go to someone's house expecting to get smoked up.
6. If someone rolls a nice joint/blunt, complement them on it.
7. Don't spill the bong water!
8. If you do spill the bong water, clean it up, and refill the water
9. Don't complain about someone's weed. If you don't like it, don't smoke it.
10. Don't bogart the bowl.
11. Don't take 2 hits, unless it's agreed on and everyone's taking 2 hits (sometimes called "European Style").
12. Don't be stingy with your weed. If you've got weed, share the wealth. However, don't feel like you've got to smoke everyone up every time; it's your weed, and it's not cool if someone's always cutting into your stash
13. Never chug the bong water. (leave some for everyone)
14. Never use the excuse "I'm so high". It'll just make you sound like a dumbass, and people will think you're an idiot when you're stoned.
15. If someone asks for a sip of your drink, let them have one. Cottonmouth is a bitch.
16. If you're taking a sip of someone's drink, don't take a huge gulp.
17. If you've got people over at your house, grab something to munch on. It doesn't have to be much - a bag of chips, some crackers, anything.
18. If you're at someone's house, always ask first before grabbing food. Don't just start grabbing stuff out of the cupboards, 'cuz. they've probably got better stuff to spend their money on (Like more weed).
19. Whoever's house it is, picks the music. Same for movies, TV. and the like.
20. Don't niggerlip the joints. No one wants a soggy joint.
21. Don't pass a puched bowl without letting the next person know it's cashed (i.e. "I think it might be puched")
22. Never spill the bowl.
23. For the love of God, don't drop the bowl/bong, especially if it's glass.
24. If you're too stoned to light it, get someone else to help you. (And no, that doesn't mean you get free hits for lighting it).
25. Don't hold the bowl while telling a long story. Hit, then talk.
26. Don't annoy a stoned person. If they're chilling, don't come yell at them or try and mess with them.
27. When using a bong, clear the chamber before passing. Stale smoke blows.
28. Don't pack seeds or stems. Seeds give you headaches, can kill your high, and explode like popcorn.
29. If you're gonna cough, don't do it until you've passed the bowl.
30. If someone passes on a round, don't assume they're not smoking on the next one. Always offer them a hit.
31. If you're at someone's house, ask before lighting up a cig. Just 'cuz they smoke weed inside doesn't mean it's cool to smoke cigs inside.
32. Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high.
33. When someone is hitting, don't make them laugh.
34. When at someone's house, ask how they want you to ash the bowl. Don't just assume you can blow it out.
35. When buying weed, it's polite to roll a joint (even just a small one) with that person.
36. The best way to finish a roach is in a bowl. Burnt fingers suck.
37. It's nice if you can bring some munchies to a session. Don't count on other people to bring stuff for you.



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when you get caught

to drunk to walk, and to stoned to talk,

don't ask me what to do.. 'cause i'll be right there just as fucked up as you.!!!!!!!!