If you're on nex..you're automatically an LG. - Daniel Haselhan.

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Mushrooms kick ass (and i dont mean the normal ones)
Phil Collins/Genesis & Sting/The Police <3!!
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-CHUCK NORRIS is currently suing nbc, claiming law and order are his trademarked names for his left and right fists
-Chief export of CHUCK NORRIS..... pain
-CHUCK NORRIS has counted to infinity. twice.
-In fine print on the last page of the guinness book of world records it notes that all world records are held by CHUCK NORRIS and thoze listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten
-When CHUCK NORRIS sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
-CHUCK NORRIS has never had to pay taxes, ever.
-Police label anyone attacking CHUCK NORRIS as code 45-11...a suicide
-Teenage mutant ninja turtles is based on a treu story, CHUCK NORRIS once swallowed a turtle. when he crapped it out, the turtel was six feet tall and learned karate
-CHUCK NORRIS is suing myspace for takeing the name of what he calles everything
-CHUCK NORRIS isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like CHUCK NORRIS.
-Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but CHUCK NORRIS can kill him and take it.
-CHUCK NORRIS once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
-If you ask CHUCK NORRIS what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
-CHUCK NORRIS only masturbates to pictures of CHUCK NORRIS.
-Since 1940, the year CHUCK NORRIS was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals CHUCK NORRIS allows to live.
-Crop circles are CHUCK NORRIS' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
-CHUCK NORRIS has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. CHUCK NORRIS .3. Cancer
-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep CHUCK NORRIS out. It failed miserably
-CHUCK NORRIS does not get frostbite....CHUCK NORRIS bites frost
-CHUCK NORRIS can slam a revolving door.
-How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could CHUCK NORRIS?..All of it!
-CHUCK NORRIS doesn't need pick up lines, he just tells the ladies "NOW."
-There are no handicap people, only people who have survived a round house kick from CHUCK NORRIS.

Me. You. Weed. Beer.System Of A Down.

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Kyle Brofslovski.
Kenny McCormick.
Eric Cartman.
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"If you dont want to be a conformist, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music."
-when Stan joins the emo's because Wendy breaks up with him for Token.-

"My eyes are bloodshot! I look like I'm doped out of my gourd!!"
-When Hank Hill unknowingly tries one puff of a doobie, finds out, and tweaks while looking in the mirror.-[/b]
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This is one of the funniest things I have ever read...ENJOY!!!::::

Hi! Welcome to LG Central. My name is Princess, and I'll be your help today. First of all, we're going to spend four hours blow drying and straightening your hair, not to mention dying it the exact same colour as all of your friends, even though it looked better before we touched it. Here's your padded push-up bra that will make you look like a ridiculously fake 34C, and of course, your pair of pink army print Dorinhas in a size 0, even though you're obviously a size 5. It's okay, it's totally sexy when your hips and beer belly ooze over the tops of your pants. You can wear whatever shirt you want as long as it shows cleavage and matches your trendy name-brand shoes.

We're also going to pierce your tongue, nipples, clitoris, ears and belly button so you can list all your piercings to anybody that will listen, because it's just so incredibly sexy to have a piece of metal sticking out of your cunt.

There are boys all over this park ranging from ages 15 to 20. Please have sex with as many as possible, and then brag about it to everyone. You can lie about your age if you think that will make them respect you more. It won't, but you might as well try. Also, find another hot little girl that will make out with you and fondle your fake boobies so that onlooking guys can get a boner and you can say, proudly, "I inspired that with my pseudo-bisexuality, which is SO hot right now."

Whenever our shitty hip hop music comes on, you must begin grinding with whatever boy or girl is closest to you. You may not, under any circumstances, actually DANCE unless you are shaking your ass. Also, it's pretty much an ongoing party here, so drink as much of your Bacardi Breezers and smoke as much of your fake boyfriend's pot as you can. You're SO much more attractive and funny when you're drunk/ripped off your face.

If you see anyone in the park that is NOT an LG or the companion of an LG, you must sneer at/whisper about them to your friends. If you are feeling particularly brave and/or pre-menstrual, you can say something to them along the lines of, "OMG liek nice shirt, where'd you buy it, VALUE VILLAGE?" and then collapse in fits of hapless giggles with your make-out sisters.

Here's your complimentary Paris Hilton perfume, 50 Cent CD and fake Louis Vuitton purse. The purse is completely pointless since it's only about as big as your pinky and you can't even fit your shiny pink cell phone into it, but that's okay, because the cell phone's only for show anyway. The only people that call you are your parents and your best friend, asking what outfit you're wearing tomorrow so you girls can co-ordinate and act like it was by accident. Oh, and that guy that you gave a blow job to last week at that party MIGHT call if you leave enough messages for him.

PS: Please, no less than three inches of your super-sexy black g-string may hang out of your pants. That's all. Have fun, girlies! [/b][/color]
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People that call Vancouver Vancity
Seafood..Yes all of it...even fish sticks
The word "woot."
Emos/Scene Kids... grow up look at the beautiful world around you. dont dwell on the fact that your parents wont get you the latest pleather platform boots with the 100 buckles on the side...its probably because they're trying to save you from looking like a complete idiot!
Uptight people...Just smoke a joint already!! If everyone on earth smoked 1 joint all at the same time, we'd have peace on earth for at least 1 hour.
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