Lisa Porchetta

get buzzed, get drunk, get crunk, get fuuuuuucked up





Give Me One More Drink &
I Swear Ill Be Ready To Make The Same Mistake
With You Again *




>FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
>REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.
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>FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
>REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
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>FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
>REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
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>FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
>REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
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>FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
>REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
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>FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
>REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
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>FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
>REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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>FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
>REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
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>FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
>REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
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>FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
>REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
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>FAKE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
>REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out

so cheers to the guys that have us
the losers THAT lost us
the lucky bastards that get to meet us