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Birthday:March 16, 1988
Location:Sherwood Park, Strathcona County, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Profile Updated:10:38pm | Dec 16, '09
Last Active:04:26pm | Aug 08, '07

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THE REASONS I PWN AT LIFE


facebook is the new nexo: Mitchell Devine Orchard @ facebook




And now you want somebody. To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody. That could come and make it right
But girl I ain't somebody. With a lot of sympathy, You'll see.









Mitchell Devine Orchard of Sherwood Park baby! Proud to be a Falcon, Ook, Northstar, Brother, Hobbit, and Lank Gang'er. [/b]

Blumpkins- The art of recieving oral pleasure while deficating.

http://blumpkins.deviantart.com/
^ My Deviantart Site. Its Sweet, Im Super Serial.


Likes:
Parties, Pluggin men at parties, drinkin non-alcoholic beer at parties- while pluggin men. You get the point.



Haha, Just Jokes... I don't drink non-alcoholic beer.






........................RUSSIAN ROULETTE DRINKING GAME..............................
-Put a single bullet in a six chambered revolver, and fill the other holes with
authentic Russian Stolnichaya vodka. Spin the chamber and pull the trigger.
-If you win, sweet Stolichnaya will dribble down your ear.
-If you lose... Well i forget the rules exactly, but you'd rather win.




There is the family you were born with, and the family you meet during ur life. This is my family... (#5) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Except This Guy ^



The Snatch Squad:

.................... ^Gary Gall ^ ................................................ ^Myself^ ..................................................​........... ^Sean Goos^ ..................


<-King of the Mountain (2 Golds In Torino).Hands of God (35 NFL Records) ->

just thinknig about this guy (girl?!) makes me laugh...





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And by Dislike, We Really Mean Hate.

Unless Its About Logan Vars.

Speaking of logan...


-----------------------Fun Facts About Logan Vars! -- (Who The Fuck Is Chuck Norris?)----- ----------------
-Logan Vars girlfriend (haha) once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF LOGAN VARS!!!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" (why he said chuck, we dont know) Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
-Logan Vars originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Vars replied, "That's no glitch."
-Logan Vars doesn't believe in Germany.
-Hellen Keller's favorite color is Logan Vars
-Logan Vars can divide by zero.
-Logan Vars once copied the answers to a worksheet in Biology. A black kid noticed this, and told him he had just gotten G points. Logan asked the kid what were G points. The kid replied with, "Gangsta points!" Upon hearing this, Logan Vars thought back to his days as a kid in Fresno. So he stabbed the kid with a knife and roundhouse kicked him in the face, now he has 50 G points.
-Logan Vars can deep throat a wiffleball bat.
-In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Logan Vars, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten
-Logan Vars CAN believe it's not butter
-Logan Vars always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego

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Other than Snowboarding, Football and Friends, Music is my life.

A.F.I.- The Academy Is...- Alexisonfire - Alice Cooper - Alkaline Trio - Anti-Flag - Andrew W.K. - Animals - The Beatles - Bedouin Soundclash - Benassi Bros. - Billy Tallent - Black Sabbath - Blind Melon - Blink 182 - Boomtown Rats - Buggles - Cake - Cat Stevens - Children Of Bodom - The Clash - Coldplay - Cream - Creedence Clearwater Revival - The Darkness - Dashboard Confessional - David Bowie - DHT - Dimmu Borgir -Division Of Laura lee - DJ Tiesto - DJ Krayzed - Donovan - Dropkick Murphys - The Early November - Everyone Else - Fall Out Boy - Fatboy Slim - Felix Da House Cat - Fenix TX - Finch - Four Non-Blondes - Franz Ferdinand - Goldfinger - Green Day - Guns N' Roses - The Guess Who - Gwar - Harry Chapin - The Headstones - Hellogoodbye - Iron Maiden - Jack's Mennequin - Jefferson Airplane - Jethro Tull - John Lennon - Johnny Cash - Jurassic 5 - K.OS - Kaiser Chefs - The Killers - The Kinison - KMFDM - Lagwagon - Led Zeppelin - Mad Caddies - Mae - Manic Hispanic - The Mark Inside - The Matches - Me First & The Gimme Gimmies - Micheal Jackson - Midtown - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Millencolin - Misfits - Motion City Soundtrack - Mobile - Mr.Oizo - MxPx - My Chemical Romance - Neil Young - New Found Glory - NoFX- Ozma - Paul McCartney - Paul Okenfold - Panic! At The Disco - Piebald - Queen - Ram Jam - The Ramones - Rank 1 - Reggie & The Full Effect - Relient K - Reset - Rise Against - The Rolling Stones - Rufio - Sam Roberts - Screeching Weasels - Senses Fail - Something Corporate - The Starting Line - Strike Anywhere - Steppenwolf - Steelers Wheel - The Strokes - Sublime - Supertramp - System of a Down - Taking Back Sunday - Thrice - Tom Petty - The Trews - The Transplants - Underoath - The Used - VCR - The Warlock Pinchers - Warren Zevon - Weezer - Wednesday Night Heroes - The White Stripes - The Who - Wide Mouth Mason - Wyclef Jean -Yellowcard

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03:47am | Mar 19, '06 | No Comments
i hate stupid people. not like 'you just shot urself in the foot. your totally retarded' kinda stupid, but people who try to be someone they arent and people who do things to get attention.
like, even if they have a functional brain, and i dont care if they know 90% of the dictionary off by heart, if they are working towards something that will just bring their downfall in the end they are stupid. like being someone their not. the only possible result is losing your current friends, and then gaining friends who dont even like you for who you actually are.
or people who cry out for attention SO BAD that they start telling everyone their 'emotional life story' to get sympathy. sure, everyone is going to take their side, but really, there is always two sides to every story.
reality always overrides fantasy. fictional stories will always be beaten down by the truth in the end, and you will be left standing in a big, emo mess with no one to turn to.