Likes:

Country music
Driving
Partying
Friends
Cars
Trucks
My bronco
My job
Football
Basketball
4x4ing

i enjoy going out and having fun when ever possible, i got 4x4ing and camping with friends almost every long weekend, get drunk, muddy and have fun while were doing.

99% of Airdrie hates the A-Team. If you one of the 1%
who doesnt, cut your fucking wrists right now and get it over with. If your with the
99% put this in your fuckin profile.




17 reasons to date a football player

1 we alwyas hit hard
2 we like to play in the mud
3 we dont give up until the jobs done
4 we have good hands
5 we never miss our targets
6 were used to scoring
7 we find the whole and get in it
8 we know when to get rough
9 we always have stamina
10 we always have protection on
11 we always go for what we want
12 we never lose our grip
13 we can always go the distance
14 after we score we go for more
15 we go for a full 4 quarters, sometimes more
16 we never give up even when the score is against us
17 we can play offense or defense

In the game of football,

the best players are

the ones who never stop learning.

Using any new information

they can get about their opponent,

against their opponent.



30 Things Us Men Want The Ladies To Know:


1. We're Not As Perverted As You Think We Are.

2. No Matter What You Say, Your Ex-Boyfriend Is A Loser.

3. We Like You To Give Us Hugs And Kisses Sometimes Too.

4. Don't Argue With Us When We Call You Beautiful.

5. Don't Treat Us Like Crap, What Goes Around Comes Around.

6. We Know You're Pretty, That's One Of The Reason's We're Going Out With You.

7. Don't Go Into Detail About Your Period, It Scares Us.

8. If You Have Cramps And We Ask You What's Wrong, Just Tell Us It's That Time Of The Month And Nothing More.

9. If You Really Liked Us For Us, You Would Let Us Think That Our Mustache, Beard, Or Sideburns Looked Cool.

10. We Never Shave Our Legs, So Get Over It.

11. Never Ask Us If You Can Put Makeup On Us, It's Just Wrong...

12. Don't Make Bets About Us, Because One Of Your Friends Will Tell Us, If You Don't.

13. When We Tell You That You're Not Fat, Believe Us.

14. We Absolutely Do Not Care About The Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, Or What Any Other Guy Looks Like For That Matter.

15. We May Not Be Able To Pee Accurately All Of The Time, But At Least We Can Stand Up And Go.

16. Just Cause You Think You're Always Right, Doesn't Mean That You Don't Have To Apologize When You Do Something "Wrong."

17. You Expect Us To Say And Do Sweet Things For You, But It Would Be Nice If You Did The Same
Every Once In A While. We Like To Know That You Love Us.

18. We Can't Always Be Spontaneous, So Try To Help Us Make The Plans Sometimes.

19. Don't Ask Us To Beat Up Another Guy For You, Cause You Might Get What You Wish For.

20. Never Kick Us In The Nuts "Just To See What We Would Say". That's Just Mean.

21. Never Pretend Like You Are Going To Break Up With Us And Laugh When We Believe You.

22. Pamela Anderson's Boobs Aren't Fake Anymore, But We Like Yours Better Anyway.

23. Size Doesn't Matter, Except For Idiots Who Don't Want A Relationship.

24. PMS Is Not An Excuse.

25. If You Want Us To Put The Seat Down When We're done, You Should Put It Up When You're done.

26. ... Don't Tell Us How Cute Your Ex-Boyfriend Was. That Doesn't Turn Us On.

27. And Always Remember: The Way To A Guys Heart Is Through... Oh never mind.

28. Never Ask Us To Kiss Other Guys. You Might Be That Comfy With Your Friends, But To Us It's just wrong.

29. We Always Notice How Funny It Is After You Rip Out Our Heart, Stick It Down Our Throat And Still Want To Be Friends. Not Cool.

30. And Last But Not Least: We Know You're Not Always Right, But We'll Pretend Like You Are Anyway.



Love...this is what it really means...

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
(Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day:
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she
loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If u love any one this much...Paste This In Your Profile

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)
1) That's not right .......................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .............. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8] I think you need a face lift .............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lie Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .................................... Fa Kin Su Pah



Sad Story

Boy: baby we need to talk

Girl: kyle, wat do u mean?

Boy: sumthin has come up...

Girl: wat? Wuts wrong? Is it bad?

Boy: i dont want to hurt u baby

Girl: *thinks* omg i hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much

Boy: baby are you there??

Girl: yea im here wut is so important??

Boy: im not sure if i should say

Girl: well u already brought it up, so please just tell me.

Boy: im leaving....

Girl: baby wut are u talking about?? I dont want u to leave me, i love you

Boy: not like that, i mean im moving far away

Girl: why? All of ur famliy lives over here.

Boy: well my father is sending me away to a boarding skool far away.

Girl: i cant believe this.

[FATHER: (picks up tha other fone, interrupts & yells furiously) ERiKA, wat did i tell you about talking to boys?!!!!!....Get off the damn fone!! (And hangs up)]

Boy: wow ur father sounds really mad

Girl: u know how he gets, but anywayz i dont want you to go

Boy: would you run away with me?

Girl: baby, u know i would, i would do anything for u, but i cant... U dont know wut would happen if i did. My dad would kill me !!

Boy: *sad* its ok i understand i guess..

Girl: *thinking* i cant believe wuts going on

Boy: i need to give u sumthing 2nite b/c i am leaving on flight 1-80 in tha morning, so i need to see you now.

Girl: ok i will sneak out & meet u at tha park

Boy: ok ill meet u there in 20min

[They meet at a nearby park, they both hug eachother. And he gives her a note.]

Boy: here u go, this is for you i gotta go.

Girl: *tear* (begins to cry)

Boy: baby dont cry, u know i love you...but i have 2 go

Girl: ok (begins to walk away)

[They both go back home. And erika begins to read tha letter he gave her]

It says.....

Erika,

U probably already know that im leaving, i knew this would be better if i wrote a letter explaining tha truth about how much i care about you. The truth is, is that i never loved you, i hated you so much, u are my bitch and dont u ever forget that. I never cared about you, and never wanted to talk to you, n be around u. U really have no clue how much i hate you. Now that im leaving i thought u should know that i hate you bitch, u never did tha right thing, and u were never there. I didnt think i could hate someone as much as i hate you. And i never want to see you, for the rest of my life, i will never miss kissing you like before, i never want to cuddle up, how we used to. I will not miss you and thats a promise. U never had my love, and i want you to remember that. Bitch u keep this letter bcuz this may be tha last thing u have from me. I hate you so much. i will not talk to you soon bitch.... Goodbye
- Kyle

[ erika begins to cry, she throws tha paper in tha garbage & crys for hours ]

....A day passes, she is sad, depressed and she feels so lonely.... Then she gets a fone call....

Friend: how are u feeling?

Girl: i just cant believe this happend i thought he loved me.

Friend: o, about that. Kyle left me a msg. A few days ago. He told me to tell u to look in ur jacket pocket or something...

Girl: ummm ok

[She finds a piece of paper in tha jacket, It says...]

Baby i hope u find this before u read my letter. I knew ur dad might read it, so i switched a few words...

Hate = Love

Never = Alwayz

Bitch = Baby

Will not= will

........ I hope u didnt take that seriously because i love you with all my heart, and it was so hard to let you go thats y i wanted u to run away with me...

-Kyle]


Girl: omg its a letter, Kyle does love me!!, he must of slipped it into my pocket when he hugged me. I cant believe how stupid I am!!

Friend: lol ok but i g2g... Call me later

Girl: *happy*ok bye, i'll be at home waiting for my baby to call me !!

...... Erika turns tha T.V. on......

[Breaking news] "An airplane has crashed. Over 47 young boys died, we are still searching for Survivors...This is a tragedy we will never forget, this plane was flight 1-80...it was on its way to an all boys boarding school..." Reporter says.

[ she turns off the tv....3 days later, she kills herself, because of tha fact that Kyle was dead & she had nothing to Live for... ]

....A day after that the fone rings. Nobody answers. It was Kyle, he called to leave a msg. "Its Kyle, i guess ur not home so, I called 2 let u know that im alive, i missed my flight b/c i had 2 see u one last time. So i hope ur not worried. I am staying for good. Sorry if u got scared, i promise 2 make it up 2 u everything will be a be ok i love you so much...call me asap bye!





A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism..

These Are some real kick ass cars and truck....i wish a had a couple of them




This is a 1969 Ford Mustang with a Boss 429 Motor



Heres another 1969 Ford Mustang



This is a 1969 Camaro SS



A nice 1969 Dodge Charger



A 1969 Chevy Chevelle



This is probly the best looking truck ever...a 1957 Ford Pick-up



Ford all the way



The only vehicles that i like by dodge are the older chargers like the one above



I dont mind Chevy...but Ford is still way better