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Online Dating Advice for Women.

This is Rob’s Do’s and Don’ts List when creating your online profile:

1) Don’t pose provocatively: If you’re bending over showing your cleavage you’re just gunna get ‘creepers’ and ‘slimers’ sending you pictures of their peckers.

2) DO post a photo.. using the lame excuse of “my business requires that I don’t post photos of myself … bla blab la lie lie lie…” If you want to play this game, and find any kind of real success then grow a pair and post some good pics.

3) Don’t include 5 photos of yourself being drunk and crazy at the bar with your girlfriends. If it looks like trash and smells like trash… then it’s trash.

4) Don’t take 10 photos of yourself in a row and then post them all. This shows you’re lazy. We want to see you in as many environments as possible, and include friends in your photos so we know you have some. Extra tip: Include yourself with hot guys, it shows you have social value.. men are suckers for this.

5) Include at least one full-length photo, not just photos of your floating head. This way we can see if you’re as thin as you pretended to be in your profile description.

6) Don’t just write one sentence in your profile explaining that ‘we’ll just have to send you a message to find out more’… that’s lazy, and most real guys won’t even bother.

7) Don’t lie about anything. That’s just lame and shows you either lack confidence, or that you’re a liar. Either one is bad.

8) Don’t be self-deprecating. It shows you lack confidence even if you think you’re being funny.

9) One thing I can’t figure out is why so many women include photos of themselves with their dogs. I don’t get it. I understand why you’d put a photo with the kids, but why the pets? I hate it. Of course, if you have a pet fish, then that’s cool, cause I LOVE fish.

10) Don’t include a photo of you and a horse.. it simply makes me feel insecure.

11) Don’t’ bother explaining how you’re “just checking this crazy online dating thing out cause your friends said it’d be a good idea.” We’re all here for the same reasons… so quit being a **** and stop wasting time explaining yourself.

12) Don’t always assume men are trying to get into your pants. Yes, men like sex, but so do you. We’re simply more honest about it. And the reality is men are more like women then you’d ever suspect. Men and woman are both driven by the desire to be accepted, seen, approved of, hugged, screwed, and loved.

13) Don’t only post webcam photos… unless you’re trying to explain what you do fulltime in the comfort of your bedroom… cause they’re blurry and grainy and crappy. Prove you’ve left your house, post a better pic.

14) Don’t smoke, it’s awful and no man likes it except another smoker. Even then he hates it.

15) Don’t do drugs. (And stay in school)

16) Don’t complain about how many emails you’re getting everyday.. that’s just gay. We get it, most guy’s are desperate.

Sleeping, eating, writing, playing poker, eating, pretending to workout, creeping girls out at the local coffee shops, doing laundry... which is an endless task, waxing my back (only in the summer), arguing with women about what's best for them, waking up at 1 am to eat cereal only to forget about it by morning, ignoring emails from my stalker, drinking beer wondering how I scared the good ones away. Oh, and I'm a computer geek without the smarts or the good looks.


Books:
Awaken The Giant Within, Unlimited Power, The Four Agreements, Mastery of Love, The Voice of Knowledge, The Power of Intention, The Zone, Good to Great, Who will Cry when you Die? Boomeritis, An Open Heart, Schrodingers Kittens and the Search for Reality, Beyound Fear, A New Kind of Science, The Universe in a Single Atom, The Quantum and the Lotus, The Universe in a Nutshell, The Tipping Point, Blink, King Warrior Magician Lover, The Way of the Superior Man, The Art of Seduction, Stalking the wild Pendulum, Stumbling on Happiness, Radical Honesty, The Selfish Gene, The Game, All of Harry Potter, Time Travellers Wife (Fav Fiction of all time!), The Bad Place, The Little Prince,
Siddhartha, The Hungry Years, The Cube, Introducing NLP, Iron John - A Book About Men, Influence - They Psychology of Persuasion, Fire in the Belly - On Being a Man, Mars and Venus on a Date, Spreading Misandry, My Enemy My Love, The Mystery Method, Start Late, Finish Rich.