how sex starts
a smile leads to a laugh
a laugh leads to a high 5
a high 5 leads to a hug
a hug leads to a kiss
a kiss leads to a make out
make out leads to a feel up
a feel up leads to a finger
a finger leads to a hand
a hand leads to a lick
a lick leads to a suck
a suck leads to a fuck.
So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
you add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
leave your solution
and pray you don't multiply
post this right after u read it.
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you post this in 15 minutes, your safe.
Something good will happen tonight at 11:11
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is
that they don't have IM/NEX
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote
instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check ifthere was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did.
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Are you a virgin?
5. Are we friends?
6. Do you have a crush on me?
7. Would you kiss me?
8. ...with tongue?
9. Would you enjoy it? .
10. Would you ever ask me out?
11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
14.Would you walk on the beach with me?
15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
16. Do you/have you talk shit about me?
17. Do you think I'm a good person?
18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
19.Do you think I'm hot? !
20. If you could change anything about me -would you?
21.Would you have sex with me?
22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
24. Do You Do any Drugs?
25. what do you rate me outta 1-10 (1-worst 10 best)
3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow... Mad Cow disease. 2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird... Avian flu. This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig... Swine flu. Next year is the year of the cock...Anybody else worried?
1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but
before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about
2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they
loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer
then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you
3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( :
4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to
5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are
thinking and he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll
obsess about it trying to figure it out
6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don't need to give advice
7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!
9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use
beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a
whole heck of a lot.
10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl,
he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next
time he spends time with you
11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something
12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day
13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it
14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them
15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life
-Everything said in this bulletin is true
-Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams
-Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life
REPOST AS : 16 things girls don't notice
I Don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now.
I don't care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson.
Just read this, it will make a difference.
If only everyone could see this and understand it.
When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you like a dummie cuz she thinks shes
stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
Protect her
When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she's all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she's important
- Don't talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
"Whose ass am i kicking baby?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you
Kiss you
Love you
Text you
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend.
Girls post as: "A real boyfriend"
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To: bobalou101
From: Nexopia
Date: Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:13 am
Subject: Spotlight
You've been spotlighted with this picture:
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To: bobalou101
From: Nexopia
Date: Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:51 pm
Subject: Spotlight
You've been spotlighted with this picture:
45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.*
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.
Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.*
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
KEEP READING
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.*
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.
Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist. *
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.
One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her**
24. Make her feel loved.
25-kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!!!!*
WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US
26-don't lie to HER.*
27-DON'T cheat on her.*
28-take her ANYWHERE she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.*
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.*
ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.*
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).*
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.
REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT
36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.*
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.*
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.*
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible*
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED
41. Call or text her at night to wish her SWEET DREAMS*
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.*
43. Take her for LONG walks at night. But make sure to bring a bat just incase there are rapests about.
44. ALWAYS Remind her how much you love her.*
45.sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
you'll never know when she needs just a lil more love
Guys Repost: "i would do this for her"
Girls Repost: " 45 things a girl wants but wont ask for"
I know way too many really pretty girls who think they don't look
good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel
like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big
boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they
have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure
up to that... and its not fair... 'cause nobody should have to. The little
imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the
world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys,
stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy
visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize
that women don't exist to fufill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them
solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their
bestie, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things
about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, but
because you know they like to hear them. In short... we need to grow up
and stop acting like friggen' retarded little boys. girls who agree repost.
and to the few guys who have the, balls and agree also repost
