OHAI it's Courtney again : ) I kinda sorta really miss you.. =[ we haven't talked for like.. uhm.. 21 hours! I think, yeah that sounds about right. And yeah that's like about 21 hours too long =[ THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD CALL ME ASAP! ;D
I honestly trust you with my life, you're such an acceptable, ace, admirable, agreeable, bad, boss, bully, capital, choice, commendable, congenial, crack, deluxe, excellent, exceptional, favorable, first-class, first-rate, gnarly, gratifying, great, honorable, marvelous, neat, nice, pleasing, positive, precious, prime, rad, recherché, reputable, satisfactory, satisfying, select, shipshape, sound, spanking, splendid, sterling, stupendous, super, super-eminent, super-excellent, superb, superior, tip-top, up to snuff, valuable, welcome, wonderful, worthy person and I'm so lucky to have you in my life ♥
(btw I stole those words from an online thesaurus hehehe)
Kso, anywho, I am going to run to Croften or whatever the FUCK that place is called =/ and punch you very lightly in the face if you ever call me a dick again. Deal? Kay deal. Today I was totally ninja, I dropped my text book then I was like WAH HUH! JEEEE WAAA! And I caught it. Epic moment right there.
So I should be going now. I'll probably add more later cause I'm cool like that, and well I always think of new things to say to you ;D
AND ALSO, OUR STORY IS GUNNA BE FUCKING AMAZING AND WE'RE GUNNA MAKE TONS OF MONEY OFF OF IT AND LIKE, EVERYBODY IS GUNNA LOVE IT.
LOVE YOU BESTIE!
omg hai again : ) it's still courtney. obviously. like who the fuck else would be hacking you? you're not loved enough for that. nonono jk!! you know i am. everybody loves you. cause well why the fuck wouldn't they? like if they didn't i'd fucking punt them in their ovaries.
so yeah i'm pretty much on webcam with you. and you are with me. and you know what like really pissed me off? before you went on you're like, oh i look greasy! blah blah blah. and you go on and you're like looking as good as always, except like even better ;] and i was like well wtf were you smoking dood? i'm pretty sure it's like fucking impossible for you to be "greasy" cause you're always attractive. like duh!
and don't ever put bad pictures of me, on facebook, nex, ANYWHERE mkai? or else i will post the pictures we took last night everywhere ;] and i'm sure you wouldn't like that, those are for our personal pleasure! ;] osnap. i went there. i went there, wrote a post card, had lunch came back and READ the post card. it's funny that you still don't understand what that means xD what a fail <3 kay so i was totally gunna say something else, but i can't remember =[ so yeah that's like all for today. i'll probably be back tomorrow. YEAH! FUCK YEAH! i'll make hacking you a daily routine! omg. epic. <3 so yeah love ya! i should get back to talkin wiff youhs ♥
zomg, yo dawg. it's like totally courtney again! cause i'm bored and i have nothing better to do. and cause i was being pyschic earlier today and had a vision that you would tell me to hack you, but then i'll be all ninja and say "BITCH I ALREADY DID!" and you'll feel loved. also i am rather baked right now so, don't worry cause all you need is love right! i made pancakes again for dinner just bein cool ya know. so yeah i'm pretty much the luckiest person in the world to have you in my life, and honestly i think i'd die without you! you always make my day. and our phone calls make me smile and laugh so much, you're so random! fuckin.. you know xD but i'm gunna stop now cause for one, this is gunna get extremely long and i'm just taking up space, and for two, well i forgot that reason, i'll tell you when i know. get yer ass on msn! mkay? kay. love you bestttiee.
wowieeee i am back again! and i like just got off the phone with you like, 3 minutes ago. and i decided i'd hack you. cause like, why the fuck not right? i love how you care about me so much haha, it makes me feel so loveed. but don't worry mkai? i am happy because, well HELLO i have you in my life! how can i not be happy when you're like my bffffl ?! exactly. so yeah =] damn i really hate tyneka's keyboard on her computer it's so hard to type on [>.<] and i kinda miss you. cause you just had to bail on me =[ apparently you need "sleep" like wtf? sleep is so over rated. and now i'm stuck listening to tyneka talk on xbox live, while i lay on the floor 10 chins and all hacking you. this would be fun if you were still awake and talking to me! oh wells i'll get to talk to you tomorrow =] and that'll be good! hopefully my cell doesn't get cancelled! and if it does we'll just have to have an epic video call kai? kay deal. anywho i shall end up this paragraph for the day. thanks for being here for me it really means a lot <3 talk to you later ! <3
it's courtney again (: and you don't have plus anymore! what a shame =[ i would buy some for you but i honestly don't know how to D; so today i saw a hack and it was longer then this one, and i was like ...FUCK now i have to add more to yours. cause i am aiming for the longest hack in the world. but yeah i guess i don't have to i just want to cause i care for you that much >:] i think you should just like, make me a sign picture right now. just take it with your webcam, with out doing your hair (cause you look reallly good without doing your hair.) and then i can put it on my page. like wow you're slacking so much! no story, no sign picture, you never edit my hack D; but it's all good! i know you'll do it eventually but HOLY TITS i just really wish you'd finish chapter one of our story, that way i can add on to it! cause it'll be fun and we'll make lots of money off it. only best friends can do that ;D wow i just bit off like half my nail i need to go get a band aid. it's bleeding D= so i'm done for right now, another HUGE paragraph added to your page hehe. i'll talk to youuuu laterrrrr, like, when you get back from long boarding, (; byeeee ♥
ohai it's god. courtney's busy right now but she wanted me to leave you a message.
"zomg i miss you. we didn't talk like at all yesterday and not today either D; and your dad called me today! and now i'm really worried. cause like, what if it turns out you don't have unlimited long distance calling?! and now your bill is gunna be huge! or maybe you're in the hospital or something D= omgomgomg ! i'm worried =[ you better be okay and you better not be grounded or anything or i'd feel like really really bad =[ i misses you lots and lots! and i think that the next time i talk to you we need to have an epic video call kai! our conversations always make my day and since i haven't talked to you in like 48 hours my past two days have been shitty =[ YOU NEED TO BRIGHTEN THEM UP! =D but yeah i'lll go meow hopefully you're okay and hopefully i can talk to you soon, love yaaaa ♥ bye!"
aweh this courtney girl sounds really amazing and apparently she's really beautiful, wow you're lucky she's your friend! she obviously really cares about you and is worried! i think you need to talk to her asap to tell her what's going on! love; god.
hehehe bye shit head <3
hey dick it's courtney agaainnn . i haven't hacked you in like, 3 days D; wow you must feel lonely . no jkkkk you deffinitly don't . i don't think . but yeah i'm kinda depressed BECAUSE I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU ALL DAY CAUSE WHENEVER I'M ON MSN YOU'RE NOT AND WHENEVER YOU'RE ON MSN I'M NOT AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF QUITE A BIT I'M NOT GOING TO LIE THAT'S WHY YOU NEED TO COME ON LINE ASAP !! that way you can go on webcam and we can have a video call cause we can't talk on the phone anymore BECAUSE YOU TALKED TOO MUCH LONG DISTANCE TO ME WHEN I COULD'VE JUST CALLED YOU >,< way to make me feel bad like wow =[ i am terribly sorry !! oh and i must say you have like the cutest smile in the entire world, like holy shitaki mushrooms. I MISS ITTT. and you. and all our insults to each other cause they kinda make my day ! YOU make my day ; ) and i know you want me, you want me in your pants right now =D and you wanna marry me . and we will get married . as soon as you divorce your other wife ! then we'll get married and you'll abuse me and i'll make you sammich's like women should! hehehe. OHAI i was on fb and you're my number one follower apparently haha =] GOOD JOB
p.s, i'm wearing the smile you gave me
=] ♥love, Courtney (XhardFallX)
and to top this off, take your top off ; )
BTW, I TOTALLY DIDN'T CHANGE YOUR SKIN...



