IF YOU ARE 0 - 10% YOU ARE NOT DUMB
IF YOU ARE 11 - 25% YOU ARE A LITTLE DUMB
IF YOU ARE 26 - 50% YOU ARE MODERATELY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 51 - 75% YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 76 - 100% YOU ARE REALLY DUMB
PUT AN X IN FRONT OF THE STATEMENTS THAT APPLY TO YOU IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
TALLY UP YOUR NUMBER OF X'S. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
[x] YOU HAVE WALKED INTO A GLASS/SCREEN DOOR ON MORE THAN 1 OCCASION.
[x] YOU HAVE TRIPPED ON UR OWN SHOELACE AND FELL.
[x]YOU HAVE CHOKED ON UR OWN SPIT AND THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE.
[ ] YOU HAVE SEEN THE MATRIX A FEW TIMES AND STILL DON'T GET IT.
[ ] YOU TYPE ONLY WITH YOUR TWO POINTER FINGERS.
[x] YOU HAVE ACCIDENTLY CAUGHT SOMETHING ON FIRE.
[ ] YOU FIND AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE HILARIOUS.
[ ] YOU HAVE TOLD A COP TO FUCK OFF AND HAVE GOTTEN SCREWED FOR IT.
[x] YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO SIP OUT OF A STRAW BUT IT ACCIDENTLY WENT INTO YOUR NOSE/EYE, RATHER THAN YOUR MOUTH.
[x] SOMETIMES WHEN YOU THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY, YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU WEIRD.
[x] YOU HAVE CAUGHT YOURSELF DROOLING ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS.
[x] YOU HAVE ACCIDENTLY CAUSED AN EXPLOSION.
[x] IF SOMEONE SAYS THE WORD "POOP", YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
[x] YOU HAVE TURNED INTO A "DO NOT ENTER" ONE WAY ROAD PLENTY OF TIMES.
[ ] YOU HAVE BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
[ ] YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT DRIVING DRUNK...
[x] SOMETIMES YOU JUST...STOP THINKING.
[x] YOU'VE TRIED TO LICK YOUR ELBOW
[x] AFTER ANSWERING THAT YOU TRIED TO LICK YOUR ELBOW..AGAIN.
[x] PEOPLE OFTEN SHAKE THEIR HEADS AND WALK AWAY FROM YOU.
[x] PEOPLE OFTEN TELL YOU TO USE YOUR "INSIDE VOICE"
[x] FOOD HAS FALLEN OUT OF UR MOUTH WHILE TALKING.
[x] YOU USE YOUR FINGERS TO DO SIMPLE MATH.
[x] YOU HAVE JUMPED OUT OF A MOVING VEHICLE
[ ] YOU HAVE EATEN A BUG FOR $5 OR LESS.
[x] YOU HAVE PUKED IN YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND'S CAR.
[x] YOU ARE TAKING THIS TEST WHEN YOU SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT.
[ ] YOU REPOST CHAIN LETTERS BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT THEY THREATEN WILL HAPPEN IF I DON'T
[x] YOU HAVE FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS BEFORE.
[x] YOU HAVE PEED YOUR PANTS.
[x] YOU HAVE RAN AROUND NAKED/ALMOST NAKED WHEN YOU WERE DRUNK.
[ ] YOU HAVE FAILED A CLASS IN SCHOOL.
[x] YOU ACCIDENTLY BREAK A LOT OF THINGS.
[ ] YOU ADMIRE GEORGE W BUSH'S INTELLIGENCE.
[x] YOUR FRIENDS KNOW NOT TO USE BIG WORDS ON YOU.
[x] YOUR FRIENDS LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE FUN TO LAUGH AT
[x] YOU COCK YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE WHEN YOUR CONFUSED.
[x] YOU SOMETIMES START TELLING A STORY AND SUDDENLY FORGET WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.
[x] YOU HAVE FALLEN OUT OF A CHAIR BEFORE.
[x] WHEN YOUR LAYING IN BED, YOU SOMETIMES STARE AT THE CEILING AND TRY TO FIND PICTURES AND WORDS IN THE TEXTURE.
[ ] YOU ARE/WERE IN SPECIAL ED.
[ ] YOU TAKE ADD MEDICATION.
[x] YOU DON'T GET IT.
[x] YOU HAD TO COUNT THESE X'S ABOUT MORE THAN ONCE BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO THE FINAL NUMBER
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IF YOU ARE 11 - 25% YOU ARE A LITTLE DUMB
IF YOU ARE 26 - 50% YOU ARE MODERATELY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 51 - 75% YOU ARE PRETTY DUMB
IF YOU ARE 76 - 100% YOU ARE REALLY DUMB
PUT AN X IN FRONT OF THE STATEMENTS THAT APPLY TO YOU IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
TALLY UP YOUR NUMBER OF X'S. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 2 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE.
[x] YOU HAVE WALKED INTO A GLASS/SCREEN DOOR ON MORE THAN 1 OCCASION.
[x] YOU HAVE TRIPPED ON UR OWN SHOELACE AND FELL.
[x]YOU HAVE CHOKED ON UR OWN SPIT AND THOUGHT U WERE GONNA DIE.
[ ] YOU HAVE SEEN THE MATRIX A FEW TIMES AND STILL DON'T GET IT.
[ ] YOU TYPE ONLY WITH YOUR TWO POINTER FINGERS.
[x] YOU HAVE ACCIDENTLY CAUGHT SOMETHING ON FIRE.
[ ] YOU FIND AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE HILARIOUS.
[ ] YOU HAVE TOLD A COP TO FUCK OFF AND HAVE GOTTEN SCREWED FOR IT.
[x] YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO SIP OUT OF A STRAW BUT IT ACCIDENTLY WENT INTO YOUR NOSE/EYE, RATHER THAN YOUR MOUTH.
[x] SOMETIMES WHEN YOU THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY, YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD AND PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU WEIRD.
[x] YOU HAVE CAUGHT YOURSELF DROOLING ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS.
[x] YOU HAVE ACCIDENTLY CAUSED AN EXPLOSION.
[x] IF SOMEONE SAYS THE WORD "POOP", YOU CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
[x] YOU HAVE TURNED INTO A "DO NOT ENTER" ONE WAY ROAD PLENTY OF TIMES.
[ ] YOU HAVE BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION.
[ ] YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT DRIVING DRUNK...
[x] SOMETIMES YOU JUST...STOP THINKING.
[x] YOU'VE TRIED TO LICK YOUR ELBOW
[x] AFTER ANSWERING THAT YOU TRIED TO LICK YOUR ELBOW..AGAIN.
[x] PEOPLE OFTEN SHAKE THEIR HEADS AND WALK AWAY FROM YOU.
[x] PEOPLE OFTEN TELL YOU TO USE YOUR "INSIDE VOICE"
[x] FOOD HAS FALLEN OUT OF UR MOUTH WHILE TALKING.
[x] YOU USE YOUR FINGERS TO DO SIMPLE MATH.
[x] YOU HAVE JUMPED OUT OF A MOVING VEHICLE
[ ] YOU HAVE EATEN A BUG FOR $5 OR LESS.
[x] YOU HAVE PUKED IN YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND'S CAR.
[x] YOU ARE TAKING THIS TEST WHEN YOU SHOULD BE DOING SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT.
[ ] YOU REPOST CHAIN LETTERS BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT THEY THREATEN WILL HAPPEN IF I DON'T
[x] YOU HAVE FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS BEFORE.
[x] YOU HAVE PEED YOUR PANTS.
[x] YOU HAVE RAN AROUND NAKED/ALMOST NAKED WHEN YOU WERE DRUNK.
[ ] YOU HAVE FAILED A CLASS IN SCHOOL.
[x] YOU ACCIDENTLY BREAK A LOT OF THINGS.
[ ] YOU ADMIRE GEORGE W BUSH'S INTELLIGENCE.
[x] YOUR FRIENDS KNOW NOT TO USE BIG WORDS ON YOU.
[x] YOUR FRIENDS LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE FUN TO LAUGH AT
[x] YOU COCK YOUR HEAD TO THE SIDE WHEN YOUR CONFUSED.
[x] YOU SOMETIMES START TELLING A STORY AND SUDDENLY FORGET WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT.
[x] YOU HAVE FALLEN OUT OF A CHAIR BEFORE.
[x] WHEN YOUR LAYING IN BED, YOU SOMETIMES STARE AT THE CEILING AND TRY TO FIND PICTURES AND WORDS IN THE TEXTURE.
[ ] YOU ARE/WERE IN SPECIAL ED.
[ ] YOU TAKE ADD MEDICATION.
[x] YOU DON'T GET IT.
[x] YOU HAD TO COUNT THESE X'S ABOUT MORE THAN ONCE BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO THE FINAL NUMBER
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