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BASICS

Height:174 cm - 178 cm (5'9" - 5'10")
Weight:56 Kg - 59 Kg (121 lbs - 130 lbs)
Birthday:November 14, 1988
Sexual Orientation:Heterosexual
Dating:Single and looking
Living Situation:Living alone
Location:Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Join Date:12:01am | Nov 21, '04
Profile Updated:07:26am | Dec 17, '09
Last Active:03:32pm | May 28, '09

INTERESTS

Movies:Action, Comedy, Documentaries, Horror, Science Fiction
Animals/Pets:Dogs, Reptiles
Video Games:First person shooter, Fighting, Racing, Role Playing, Simulations, Sports, Strategy
Cars:Audio, Car Clubs, Drag Racing, Drifting, Imports, Modifications, Offroad, Tuning, Classics
Music:Country, Death Metal, Hardcore, Metal, Rap, Rock, Techno, Rave
Sports:Hockey, Lacrosse
Activities:Drinking, Driving, Partying, Traveling, Raving
Musical Instruments:Electric Guitar, Kit Drums, Other Drums
Outdoor:Camping, Fishing, Going to the beach, Hunting, Hiking, Backpacking, Exploring, Traveling
Computers:Gaming, Instant Messaging

UNTITLED

AkA . . . . ThE MaNiPuLaToR


, im normally easy to get along with, most of my friends think im retarted(but im really not, i just like to act that way). When im in public around people i dont know im normally very quiet(unless im drunk) and most of the time when i first met new people i dont like you untill i get to know you


In a few words describe what you think of me and message it to me



1.
hmmm... welll first of willie your a nice guy when you want to be...your conceided and an ass hole at heart but if that wasnt you we wouldnt have the times that we do........dont think id change anything haha

2.
your a dick, but a sweetheart when you want to be. all in all your a great person you wouldnt be you if you werent a bit of an asshole!!

3.that is so not the willie that i remember from grade 10 math that would sit infront of me while i was baked outta my tree, hmm you changed so much




*Colton sends text to Joe* - Dude me and Ally want to know if you and (Joes Girl at the time) want to hang out
*Joe Texts Colton* - We're Kinda busy
*Colton to Joe* - What Are you doing
*Joe To Colton* - Well umm, if you dont stop texting me im going to have to throw my phone at the wall...get the hint??
*Colton to joe* - *Keeps the silence*...and does some moraly disturbing this to Ally...*and well there was only silence between Joe and Colton..Ally on the other hand...not to silent..



MY OLD CAR,MAN I MISS IT!

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THE DRUNKEN QUOTES!

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If your eyebrows ain't wet, you have not fully satisfied a woman...umm joe, are your eyebrows wet??

Oh no, its the cops!

Willie - "Man u dont wanna see my chicken legs"
Connor - "Dude?! when was the last time u seen a furry chicken!?"
Willie - "umm......This morning"





You might not think im high, but you cant see my eyes

Hey guys...guys...GUYS! is this not joes bday party?...Yeah....then were the hell is Joe?!?!

BAD JOE!

MAMA! Get Da Barbaque!....And Goerge Bring Da Fried Chicken!



Ok Willie you have to specify on what kind of fondeling you mean....FOLDLE THIS!

Hey Colton, are thoes the cops? - Yeah - What are they doing? - Umm...damn are they barricading the street off? - I think so - EVERY ONE OUT THE BACK DOOR!

Hey i thought joe was here - *Joe from underneath about 4 ppl* - I am here, im just a lil burried



Wow, i did not know we could fix 60 ppl into our living room...also i have to commend the local athority for their quick responce time



COPS ARE HERE, EVERY ONE OUT THE BACK....*5 min later*...I DID NOT MEAN PARTY ON THE BACK PORCH!


Is there a party going on tonight that i did not know about?...no....then what is in the box?...umm nothing...*clink clink*



*Sociables - Story time*...There...Once...Was...A...Cock sucking mother fucker....umm Joe thats not one word....ITS HYPHINATED!



*Willie is a lil "busy" in his room with current girl**Connor bursts into my room*..WILLIE YOU KNOW IF U FLICK A GIRL IN THE CUN*, BOB BARKER POPS OUT AND SAYS 'YOU WIN A FREE CAR!!!....*Willie looks a girl* Gril - Willie, dont even think about it....Willie - DAMMIT! WERE THE HELL IS MY CAR!!

Willie - Nice shoes wana fuk?
Aymie - Im not wearing any shoes
Ashley - Rejected! Burn





*Conner is getting ready to leave party*
Jessika- Conner! You have to stay!!
Conner-No
Jessika- Too bad, i was actually drunk enough to sleep with you tonight
*Jess walks away*
Conner-Fuck sakes *slams door*


They Call Me The Manipulator!


Hollywood Controls The Universe,and Anyone could be in the cia




Apparently I Like To Get Drunk And Hump Things...


I was quite drunk for most of the "social get-to-gethers(haha..total B.S....we were fuckin loaded!)" so if u can think of any more(supposing you were there" lemme know

UNTITLED

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?!?!? DONT THINK...DRINK!!!


If you cannot tell, me, the boys, and girls i drinkik with like our booze



I AM NOT A ALCOHOLIC SO STOP ASKING! LIKE JESS SAYS...IM A DRUNK....ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS!

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