Ask me any three questions:
1.
2.
3.
I dont care how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless they are & I promise to answer them 100% truly and honestly in message. Copy this and post it on your page to see what people ask you.

This just proves everything
WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

If you read this, even if we don't speak often -
post a comment with a memory of you and I.
It can be anything you want, either good or bad.
When you're finished, post this paragraph on your blog
& you'll be surprised about what people remember about you
and i mean every fucken buddy that readds this lol haha

OK Go Grab your phone!

Answer exactly how things are in your phone...GO

1. What color is your phone?
Grey and Black

2. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter P?
Patty Day

3. Who's the last person you called?
Voicemail
4. Who was your last missed call from?
My Mom

5. Who's the 2nd person who comes up under D?
none

6. Who's speed dial 2?
Jenna

7. Who's the 3rd person who comes up under J?
James
8. Who was your last received call from?
my mom

9. Who's speed dial number 4?
none

10. What is your background?
sand

11. How many text messages are currently in your inbox?
11

12. Who's speed dial 1?
Voice Mail

13. What's the 5th message say in your inbox? From?
Who called: brodie

14. Who's the 1st person who comes up under B?
Brodies cell
15. Who was your last text message from?
WhoCalled

16. Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox.
WhoCalled, Download thing,

18. Who's the 9th person on your missed calls?
dunno who it was (random number)

19. What does the 6th message in your Outbox say?
who is this?

20. Who is the first name in your phonebook?
adrian
21. Who is the last name in your phonebook?
twilla
22. Do you have a camera phone?
Yes

23. Who is the last person under G?
none
24. What does the last text message say in your inbox?
WhoCalled: mom

25. Who is the second person under K?
katie
26. What is your ringtone ?
chop suey

STEP ONE:
Spell your name with bands/artists

Beatles
Rammstein
Arch Enemy
Nightwish
Death
Opeth
Nirvana

STEP TWO:
-- Name: Brandon
-- Birth date: July 22
-- Nickname: Harry
-- Eye Color: Brown
-- Hair Color: light brown
-- Zodiac Sign: Cancer

STEP THREE:
--The shoes you wore today: black ones
-- Your weaknesses:
-- Your fears: scary shit
-- Your perfect pizza: chicken ceaser
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: see system of a down

STEP FOUR:
-- Your best physical feature: dunno
-- Your bedtime? when i feel like it
-- Most missed memory: power rangers

STEP FIVE:
This Or That...
-- Pepsi or Coke? Coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds
-- Adidas or Nike: Nike
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
-- Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocalte
-- Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee

STEP SIX:
Do You...
-- Smoke: Weed
-- Curse: yea
-- Sing: i do, but im not to good
-- Dance: no
-- Take a shower everyday: yea
-- Have a crush: yea
-- Do you think you've been in love?: no
-- Want to go to college: yes
-- Like(d) high school: meh
-- Want to get married: no
-- Get motion sickness: Nope
-- Think you're attractive: not really
-- Think you're a health freak: Noooo
-- Get along with your parents: not really

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month...
-- Gone to the mall: yup
-- Kissed someone: no
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten Sushi: no
-- Been on stage: yup
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: yup
-- Made homemade cookies: yep
-- Gone Skinny dipping: yup
-- Stolen anything: yup

STEP EIGHT:
Ever...
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: yup
-- If so, was it mixed company: why the fuck wouldent u?
-- Been beaten up: no
-- Shoplifted: yea

STEP NINE:
-- Age you hope to be married: don wanna
-- Numbers of Children: 0
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: none
-- What place would you most like to visit? amsterdam

STEP TEN:
In the opposite/same sex..
-- Best eye color?: Blue
-- Best hair color?: dont matter
-- Short hair or long hair?: long
-- Height: dont matter
-- Best weight: dont matter
-- Best articles of clothing: dont matter

STEP ELEVEN:
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: 6
-- Number of CDs that I own:alot
-- Number of tattoos: 0
-- Number of piercings: none

Personal Quiz

Who were you with yesterday? TJ, Brodie
What woke you up this morning? nothing
Where are you? basement
Is tomorrow going to be a good day? i dunno
Did you kiss someone today? no
Do you like anybody? yes

THE PAST

Ever thrown up in public? yea
Passed out because of alcohol? mhmm
What's on your mind RIGHT NOW? weed

THE FUTURE

What kind of home would you like? not to small
What do you want to be when you grow up? dunno
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Sleeping

IN GENERAL

Do you like candy necklaces? not really
When was the last time you fell over or ran into something? 2 hrs ago
Do you listen to music every day? Yes
Do you still go trick or treating? yup
What was the last thing you ate? pasta
Are you a fast typer? i suppose
About how many people have you liked/had a crush on? a fair amount
Whats your favorite type of soda? root beer
Have you ever moved? yea
Have you ever won an award? yea
What do you want to do right now? smoke sum weed
Are you listening to music right now? Yes
Whats a quote that you love? "live life in bits and peices and only eat the good parts, then ask yourself Why am i eating life?"
How long 'till your birthday? 7 months
When were you the saddest in your whole life? when my cat died
What time is it? 5:20 pm
Do you use ebay to buy or sell? neither
What makes you mad? not much
Have you ever heard a song written about you? no
Something you want to happen in 2008? it is 2008
Summer 2008? hole bunch uv weed
Honestly, do you miss 2007? not really

HONESTY SECTION

1. Honestly, what color is your underwear? Blue
2. Honestly, whats on your mind? wanting to leave
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now? this dumb survey
6. Honestly, have you done something bad today? sure
8. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? brodie
9. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? everyone that is blazing rite now
10. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? nothing really
11. Honestly, do you bite your nails? no
12. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder? no
13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment? mary jane
14. Honestly are you keeping a big secret now? No
15. Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like? Yes
17. Honestly, are you in denial? no
18. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night and eat? no
19. Honestly, do you like anyone? yea, that like the third time this dumbass survey has asked that
20. Honestly, does anyone like you? don't know

ANGER SECTION

1. What do you do when you're mad? music, very loud music + punching things
2. What's the worst thing you've done when you were mad? i havent done anything really that bad
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? yup
4. Do you swear when you're mad? yep

CRYING SECTION

1.When was the last time you actually cried? dont reamember how long
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep? yes
3. Do certain songs make you cry? No
4. What usually makes you cry? not much

HAPPY SECTION

1. Are you usually a happy person? yes
2. What makes you the happiest? good music and weed
4. Do you believe in yourself? sure why not
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy? yea

Post this,
If you are not scared to see, what people think of youu.
You can pick more than one

0 = Ewwwwwwwwwwww !
1 =Definetly not attractive.
2 =Decent.
3 =Fine.
4 =Fine as hell !
5 =I'd do you.
6 =Pretty damn sexy !
7 =Lovable, I LOVE YOU !
8 =I wanna make you my boy / girl.
9 =Just a friend.
10 =Sexiest person I know !
11 =Fckn gorgeous.
12 =Ya, I've checked you out a few times.
13 =I wanna fuck you.
14.=Let's get married !
truthfully

I want to know 20 things about you.
I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other,
or if we already know everything about each other.

01.Your Full Name:
02. Age:
03. Single or Taken:
04. Favorite Movie:
05. Favorite Song:
06. Favorite Band/Artist:
07. Dirty or Clean:
08. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
HERE COMES THE FUN ...
01. Do we know each other outside of nexopia?
02. Whats your philosophy on life?
03. Would you have my back in a fight?
04. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
05. What is your favorite memory of us?
06. Would you give me a kidney?
07. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
08. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
09. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Would you be a fellow ninja with me?
21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

What would you do.....
1. I WAS RIGHT NEXT 2 YOU:
2. I KISSED YOU:
3. I LIVED NEXT DOOR 2 YOU:
4. I STARTED SMOKING:
5. I SAID I WANTED TO FUCK YOU:
6. I WAS HOSPITALIZED:
7. I WAS DRUNK:
8. I LICKED YOU:
9. I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE:
10. I ASKED YOU OUT:


WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY?
11. ASS:
12. PERSONALITY:
13. BODY:

WOULD YOU?
16. BE MY FRIEND?
17. KEEP A SECRET IF I TOLD YOU ONE?
18. KISS ME?
19. GO ON A DATE WITH ME?
20. KEEP IN TOUCH?
21. LICK ME?
23. DATE ME?
24. HAVE SEX WITH ME?


HAVE YOU EVER?
25. LIED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?
26. WANTED TO KISS ME?
27. WANTED TO BITE ME?
28. KEPT SOMTHING IMPORTANT FROM ME?
29. WANTED TO CUDDLE WITH ME?
30. HAD A DIRTY DREAM OF ME?

AND MORE!
31. WHO ARE YOU?
32. ARE WE FRIENDS?
33. WHEN AND HOW DID WE MEET?
34. DESCRIBE ME IN ONE WORD:
35. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST IMPRESSION?
36. WHAT REMINDS YOU OF ME?
37. IF YOU COULD GIVE ME ANYTHING WHAT WOULD IT BE?
38. HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME?
39. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW ME?
40. EVER WANTED TO TELL ME SOMeTHING BUT COULDN'T?
41. ARE YOU GONNA POST THIS SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I SAY ABOUT YOU??

Put "yes" "maybe" or "no" for what you would do with me

Kiss me:
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Make a move on me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Caress me:
Let me borrow your car:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Go to sleep with me:
Do me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Take advantage of me:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Hold hands with me:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
Tell me you love me:
Let me call you:
If so whats yo number:
What would you do if you woke up next to me:
Would you re-post this so i could do the same for you: