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epicurean
1. Go to google.ca
2. Click on Maps.
3. Click on Get Directions.
4. From: New York, New York.
5. To: Paris, France.
6. Then, read line #24.
2. Click on Maps.
3. Click on Get Directions.
4. From: New York, New York.
5. To: Paris, France.
6. Then, read line #24.
Sophie Good. noun.
1. A rare specimen of main schooler, the Sophie is a loud and otherwise entertaining species.
WARNING: RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THE SOPHIE GOOD IS OUT OF CONTROL. ANY FURTHER CONTACT WITH THE SPECIMEN MAY RESULT IN--
Transmission ended.
"...thats all, Dr. Michael?"
"The only last comprehendable noise we could find from the static was the high pitched giggles of the Sophie..."
1. A rare specimen of main schooler, the Sophie is a loud and otherwise entertaining species.
WARNING: RECENTLY DISCOVERED THAT THE SOPHIE GOOD IS OUT OF CONTROL. ANY FURTHER CONTACT WITH THE SPECIMEN MAY RESULT IN--
Transmission ended.
"...thats all, Dr. Michael?"
"The only last comprehendable noise we could find from the static was the high pitched giggles of the Sophie..."
I Remember When...
Getting high meant swinging at the playground;;
The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties;;
Your Mom was your hero ;
Your worst enemies were your siblings;;
Race issues were who could run the fastest;;
The only thing you smoked were the tires on your bike;;
War was a cardgame;;
Life was simple and care free;;
&& all I wanted to do was
g r o w u p;;
Getting high meant swinging at the playground;;
The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties;;
Your Mom was your hero ;
Your worst enemies were your siblings;;
Race issues were who could run the fastest;;
The only thing you smoked were the tires on your bike;;
War was a cardgame;;
Life was simple and care free;;
&& all I wanted to do was
g r o w u p;;
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to see me naked