I'm Keegan, I live in a shit hole town called Lacombe. It has to be one of the most boring places in the world. I play the electric guitar I only have 2 guitars right now, one Quest piece of shit that i hate, and my baby which is my ESP EC1000S. It is damn near orgasmic, I also have 2 metalzone distortion pedals, 1 kick ass new ZOOM GFX-5 multi effects pedal and a little 80 watt Marshall amp. I am also a baseball player for the Red Deer Midget AAA Braves baseball team and this season we placed second at the Western Canadian Finals, which makes me mad because I have made it to the final 3 times at that tourny and lost every time.

Top 10 reasons to date a baseball player
10.We use our hips for power
9.We can handle the heat
8.When it gets hard we always pull through
7.We always make sure we touch every base carefully before scoring
6.We can be in 9 different positions for 2 hours
5.We'll go into extra innings if needed
4.We're not afraid to get dirty
3.We'll go to any length to score
2.We don't mind playing with others
1.We always fight back if we are behind in the game

10 more great reasons to date a baseball player!
1. They have great hands
2. They are used to scoring no matter what base they are on
3. They do it in 9 different positions
4. They always use a glove
5. They don't stop until the job is done and there are always extra innings
6. They know how to use their wood
7. They can handle the heat
8. They don't mind diving face first into the grass
9.They touch every base carefully before sliding hard into home
10. Popups are frequent

trailer park boys kicks ass bubbles is damn near my hero the extra seens kick ass "is it just me or can someone here go fuck themselves" haha bubs you the man
baseball
guitar
metallica (metal gods)
pantera (kings of metal) R.I.P DIMEBAG, and hope that fucker nathan gale is rotting in hell
stratovarius (forever free and the abyss of your eyes great songs)
children of bodom (angels dont kill is their best then follow the reaper)
dragonforce (best singer ever and herman shred li kicks ass)
dream theater (as i am and hells kitchen r their best songs)
slayer (kerry king jeff hanneman enough said)
cradle of filth (dani filth is amazing but a fuckin creep)
ozzy osborne (prince of fucking darkness)
the hollies (great classic rock band)
dimmu borgir (kicks ass)
led zeppelin (kashmir best led zep song ever)
the doors (good classic rock)
rush (great canadian band)
joe satriani (some amazing tunes like midnight and satch boogie)
yngwie malmsteen (crazy fast and funny guy)
jimi hendrix (amazing...wat else can you say about jimi)
black label society (zakk wylde...need i say more)
lynyrd skynyrd (one of my top 5 fav bands)
van halen (one of the best guitar players ever)
skid row (18 and life and get the fuck out are their best)
slipknot (wait and bleed kicks ass)
mudvayne (not falling is a killer song)
cannibal corpse (asbsolute hatred...killer song)
marilyn manson (may be fucked in the head but kicks ass)
sepultura (troops of doom kicks ass)
cryptopsy (amazing death metal)
devil driver (going to see them at sounds of the underground gonna kick ass)
edguy (that band kicks ass, kind of like dream theater though)
spineshank (synthetic is a killer song)
black sabbath (toni iommi and ozzy wat more do you need)
godsmack (put on a fucking amazing show)
trivium (what can i say...they did a wicked version of walk from pantera and wicked version of mop)

i hate country music and all that country shit
PUNK MUSIC ALL SUCKS ASS
guys who wear make up
volleyball sucks ass its not a real sport
basketball is close to being the worst sport
seafood is terrible
eggs i cant fuckin stand
i hate dumb fucks
pricks
bitches
i hate fuckers who say metal is dead so i say \m/METAL UP YOUR ASS\m/ to all the fuckers who say metal is dead, metal is the only fuckin way to go with music so fuck you all who dissagree
i also fuckin hate nathan gale that fuckin prick that shot dimebag so i hope that motherfucker is burning in hell right now for killing a metal god