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WHEN GIRLS DRINK
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling Woo-Hoo! is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. Weve suddenly decided we want to kick someones ass and honestly believe we can do it.
4. On our last trip to pee, we realize we now look more like a homeless hooker than the Goddess we were just four hours ago.
5. We drop our 3am sandwich on the floor (which were eating even though were not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating.
6. We start crying and telling everyone we love them soooooo, soooooo much.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because Oh My God .We Love that Song!
8. Weve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
9. The man were flirting with used to be our 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. Our eyes just dont seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. Weve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. We yell at the bartender, who (we think) cheated us by giving us lemonade, but thats just because we can no longer taste the gin.
14. We think were in bed, even though the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. We start every conversation with a booming, dont take this the wrong way but
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lids down when we sit on it.
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. Were tired so we just sit on the floor (where ever we happen to be) and take a quick nap.
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time were in the bathroom away from our drink.
20. We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault that were having problems walking straight.
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling Woo-Hoo! is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. Weve suddenly decided we want to kick someones ass and honestly believe we can do it.
4. On our last trip to pee, we realize we now look more like a homeless hooker than the Goddess we were just four hours ago.
5. We drop our 3am sandwich on the floor (which were eating even though were not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating.
6. We start crying and telling everyone we love them soooooo, soooooo much.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because Oh My God .We Love that Song!
8. Weve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
9. The man were flirting with used to be our 5th grade teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. Our eyes just dont seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
12. Weve suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.
13. We yell at the bartender, who (we think) cheated us by giving us lemonade, but thats just because we can no longer taste the gin.
14. We think were in bed, even though the pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
15. We start every conversation with a booming, dont take this the wrong way but
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lids down when we sit on it.
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. Were tired so we just sit on the floor (where ever we happen to be) and take a quick nap.
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time were in the bathroom away from our drink.
20. We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault that were having problems walking straight.
"Because that's what people do. They leap, and hope
to God they can fly, because otherwise. you just drop like a rock, wondering the
whole way down, why in the hell did I jump? But here I am, falling, and the only
one that makes me feel like I can fly...is you"