"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"If God intended us to be vegetarians, why did he make animals out of meat?" – Anonymous
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? -- Steven Wright
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." - Winston Churchill
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles Schultz
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening. -- Alexander Woollcott
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. -- William Clayton
According to a new geographic literacy study 4 out of 10 American students couldn't find Iraq on a map. However 10 out of 10 Mexicans could find the U.S. without a map.-- Jay Leno
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. -- Steven Wright
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors. -- Walter Winchell
"the path of life is a twisted one so full of pot holes and coverd with horse shit that before very long you start looking behind you thinking you should have taken that damn left"-Cahrin
There is no such thing as right or wrong, no such thing as moral or immoral, no such thing as ethical or unethical, there are only actions and consequences. Pick the ones that you'll benefit the most from...
"Live your own life, for you will surely die your own death"
crime doesn't pay unless you do it right
The person who says it can't be done shouldn't interrupt the person who is doing it
Society creates the crime, the criminal completes it.
Give someone a match and he'll feel warm for a few seconds, set him on fire and he'll feel warm for the rest of his life
"The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes"
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. ---Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Our country is a weapon of mass destruction.
Religion is a weapon of mass destruction.Greed is a weapon of mass destruction.
Fear is a weapon of mass destruction.
Hatred is a weapon of mass destruction. Apathy is a weapon of mass destruction. You are a weapon of mass destruction.
I am a weapon of mass destruction."-- Elysia "swine"
If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality. - Desmond Tutu
True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde
If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, any government, being composed of human beings, would be bad also. - Fred Woodworth
Don't be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn't do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn't know what you know today. - Malcolm X
Assassins do it from behind.
"im tired of trying, im tired or crying, you see me there smiling, but inside in dying"
"americans cannot teach democracy to the world untill they restore their own"-Willian Greider
"see in my line of work you got to keep repeating things iver and over again for the truth to sink in...
to kind of catapult the propaganda"-George W. Bush may 24th 2005
